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6 years ago today Lakers won the NBA Finals in the bubble 🏆

Attention Young Men: I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it. Step 1: Stop playing video games Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical) Step 4: Go clean your car Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class Step 6: Go to the yoga class Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends) Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night. Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion. Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper. Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite. Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2. Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you. My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.

Drake was on some bullshit back in the day bro

A celebrity death in your lifetime that hit you the hardest.

LeBron James has been setting the “competitive tone” by diving on the floor for loose balls at training camp, per @SixersAdam. This has led to players wanting to play 2 or 3 “hard quarters” in today’s open to the public scrimmage.

its filmed exactly like a family guy gag this is killing me so bad

“Chris Olave has a giant guardian cap on at all times…. Is that something you notice?” Tyler Shough answered Steven’s dumb question perfectly

Country Singer Orville Peck Says He Made Out with Las Vegas Raiders Player tmz.com/2026/09/18/orville-p…

Madison Beer reveals she sent over 50 n*des videos as she was a young horny girl who send such videos to a guy she likes and she wasn’t ashamed of it. 😳 “I sent a lot of private videos to him because I was a young horny girl who fell in love with someone I shouldn’t”