Not Scott Benton 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍊

After accidentally liking a horrible tweet recently I thought I would make a quick thread showing some other times things like this have happened, I would hate to think anyone thinks I agreed with any of these accidents that I swiftly deleted... 🧵

I tend to prefer to post on Facebook rather than Twitter these days, it’s really handy being able to delete unwanted comments, a feature I think would be great on here!

If anyone is aware of any more loopholes that may allow me to cling onto this job and my wages any longer then please could they let me know!

Very saddening when even your husband retracts his support for you 😢

Unfortunately I have to be a bit more professional online nowadays than I used to be… Fortunately this doesn’t extend to my husband, it’s great having someone to send to fight your battles for you 🥰🥰🥰

These recent open surgeries with constituents have been brilliant! The only problem is they’ve been TOO busy if anything, hopefully I’ll be able to get round to everyone who wants to speak to me next time!

I am absolutely FURIOUS 😡 I cannot believe an MP would be willing to leak sensitive information about this, how could an elected member of parliament be so stupid to go and talk to journalists!

If anyone would like any clarification on anything I have said while standing as an MP please could you refer to this quote of mine.

Regarding the meeting that has led to my suspension I would like to say I only said all those things due to the noisy and distracting environment I had found myself ambushed by. I was in fact so disorientated by the cacophony that I even described the room as “quite quiet”.

Just because I’m a politician people seem to expect me to know what is and isn’t politics 🤷‍♂️

Does anyone think @GBNEWS would be interested in my intellectual hot takes? Rumour has it I may have to start job hunting very soon!

Ridiculous. Why would anyone want peace?!

Great visit to Thames Primary yesterday where I spoke to the kids about the dangers of the gambling industry and how it can end up costing you your job!

Can’t believe I had to delete this tweet because of the stupid added community context 😡 People should be able to say what they like on here without it being pointed out they are wrong or lying!

I was hoping people would have forgotten about this by now...

I actually think there is a good case to be made that the faster a car is travelling when it hits someone the less damage it will do!

This is disgraceful, if there weren’t Tory donors making good money from this process then there would be no upside to this at all 🤦‍♂️

I’ve decided to finally allow replies to my tweets again, just so anyone who can’t make it to the coffee morning can tell me what they think!

Thank God these higher fines and firmer rules don’t extend to people who break parliamentary rules and get kicked out of their own party eh!

Congratulations @GBNEWS It’s great to see a channel giving such honest and unbiased news to us on a daily basis. I could only dream of a presenting job on there if for some reason or another my role as an MP was cut short.

I am unsure if people are aware of this but I also have a twin brother who is a very big fan of gambling.