Adee (@NotAdeeRoss) header
Adee (@NotAdeeRoss) profile picture

it may or may not be me

Joined June 2017
Photo by Adee (@NotAdeeRoss)Photo by Adee (@NotAdeeRoss)Photo by Adee (@NotAdeeRoss)Photo by Adee (@NotAdeeRoss)Photo by Adee (@NotAdeeRoss)Photo by Adee (@NotAdeeRoss)Photo by Adee (@NotAdeeRoss)Photo by Adee (@NotAdeeRoss)Photo by Adee (@NotAdeeRoss)Photo by Adee (@NotAdeeRoss)
how life has been lately
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
40
9,702
55
100,766
2,257,269
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
1,249
72,973
1,148
521,200
6,557,355
Adee retweeted
they really weren’t lying
165
3,931
527
134,131
5,207,801
Adee retweeted
Fuck yeah bro, Florida. Widespread political corruption, Conservative Latinos, Boomer overpopulation, Absurd inclement weather, Mad Max Fury Road commutes to work, Cops using your dead relatives identity like a skin suit, it's Florida dawg it's lit
64
2,478
41
22,940
378,737
Oh you're so close to something marx said
165
1,782
15
55,388
653,630
The chances of 2 wild boar breaking into your WC *whilst* one is on the throne, is infinitesimally small, but never zero😂
This gets funnier with sound.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is AI-generated, not real footage. It features typical synthetic tells like an implausible bathroom security camera and inconsistent physics/motion. instagram.com/reel/DeZKoonoz… x.com/KnightsTempOrg…
179
2,521
72
32,992
4,295,699
The accuracy is insane😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
This quoted post is unavailable.
46
2,477
33
37,305
1,939,720
When Someone drew Lil Wayne, asked him how much he’d pay for the drawing… and Wayne hit back saying he’d pay him to erase it 😭😭😭
114
715
67
20,885
1,570,927
True punk is the perseverance of the human spirit.
Palestinian skaters in Gaza continue skateboarding among destroyed buildings and damaged streets despite the war
42
20,620
32
166,066
1,056,895
people of the world Pplease watch this
How to start an Emo band…
18
96
1
2,301
104,234
100 % real...
207
4,794
217
64,039
3,164,052
Adee retweeted
america used to be so industrialized that the fucking KIDS TOYS WERE INJECTION MOLDING MACHINES
they used to sell you the whole factory in a box
129
2,283
56
37,579
500,864
This shit has been smoking me all day dude LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
179
6,576
327
64,783
1,741,167
Adee retweeted
alcoholic fathers when you ask them to do some fucking work around the house
This quoted post is unavailable.
74
442
33
18,466
4,137,565
If a nigga tell me Meet me at MLK and Penis I’m staying my ass in the house
Michael Penix Jr.'s hometown of Dade City, FL named a street after him 🥹 @themikepenix
165
3,535
60
99,743
4,773,813
my boyfriend is really into heavy metal and I am really not however I do like puzzles and heavy metal band logos are basically puzzles. He got this for me at a concert over the weekend. This is supposed to be words
558
1,187
246
78,519
2,108,394
not much what’s uncle pussy with you
what the fuck is uncle pussy
29
3,877
22
69,044
861,027
boy do i have a solution for u
BRO LMFAOOO THIS IS ALWAYS MY FEAR WHEN IM WALKING AROUND WITH MY BINOCULARS BIRD WATCHING IM CRYING 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
17
165
4
12,847
439,466
why is tossing boiling oil down a ladder during a siege always a one time trick? if i were being sieged i would have 200 guys all boiling 3 or 4 cauldrons of oil EACH. if you come anywhere near the walls you’re getting scalded. get melted idiot
456
1,549
87
67,518
1,838,386
This is like, 90% of Diogenes’ arguments.
84
797
14
21,609
799,879