Lommefilosof, far og skolelærer.

Odense, Danmark
Joined August 2015
Kim Skovby retweeted
Imagine living in the moment.
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SORRY BUT I’M DONE PRETENDING THIS IS JUST HOW PRICING WORKS NOW. A $20 meal becomes $29 after fees and tip. A $200 hotel room becomes $280 after parking and resort charges. A $99 flight becomes $200 after bags and seat selection. A $29,000 car becomes $34,000 after dealer fees and packages. And every company has a different explanation for why the extra money doesn't count as part of the price. Delivery fee. Service fee. Convenience fee. Processing fee. Facility fee. Protection fee. I DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHY THERE ARE 11 FEES. I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT COSTS. If the real price is $280, SAY $280.
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I’m convinced cars are so insultingly expensive now because manufacturers have completely lost the plot!! 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️ I need my car to DRIVE. I don’t need a panoramic command center, biometric identification, ambient lighting that matches my menstrual cycle and a computer that requires a software update before I can turn the freakin air conditioner on. 😭 Please, for the love of God just give me AC, Bluetooth, MAYBE a backup camera and an engine that doesn’t DIE at 70,000 miles. You built a vehicle. Stop adding unnecessary shit that’s making them unaffordable…..
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Holy shit. This is too good. 🤣
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Hvis mennesker kan flyve til månen, så kan vi for fanden da også genskabe Mette Frederiksens slettede SMS’er. Hvis mennesker kan flyve til månen, så kan vi for fanden da også lave et ordentligt ejendomsvurderingssystem. Hvis mennesker kan flyve til månen, så kan vi for fanden da også stoppe væksten i antallet af statslige bureaukrater. Hvis mennesker kan flyve til månen, så kan vi for fanden da også screene for antidemokratiske holdninger. Hvis mennesker kan flyve til månen, så kan vi for fanden da også tilbyde danskerne den nyeste og mest effektive kræftmedicin. Hvis mennesker kan flyve til månen, så kan vi for fanden da også sænke verdens højeste skattetryk. Fortsæt gerne listen.
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Kim Skovby retweeted
He’s dead on.
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Listen to this, perfectly explained. It’s all been a big fraud and a lie all done purposely.
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A message from a Kindergarten teacher: After forty years in the classroom, my career ended with one small sentence from a six-year-old: “My dad says people like you don’t matter anymore.” No sneer. No malice. Just quiet honesty — the kind that cuts deeper because it’s innocent. He blinked, then added, “You don’t even have a TikTok.” My name is Mrs. Clara Holt, and for four decades, I taught kindergarten in a small Denver suburb. Today, I stacked the last box on my desk and locked the door behind me. When I started teaching in the early 1980s, it felt like a promise — a shared belief that what we did mattered. We weren’t rich, but we were valued. Parents brought warm cookies to parent nights. Kids gave you handmade cards with hearts that didn’t quite line up. Watching a child sound out their first sentence felt like magic. But that world slowly slipped away. The job I once knew has been replaced by exhaustion, red tape, and a kind of loneliness I can’t quite describe. My evenings used to be filled with construction paper, glitter, and glue sticks. Now they’re spent filling out digital reports to protect myself from angry emails or lawsuits. I’ve been yelled at by parents in front of twenty-five children — one filming me with his phone while I tried to calm another child mid-meltdown. And the kids… they’ve changed too. Not by choice. They arrive tired, anxious, overstimulated. Their tiny fingers know how to swipe a screen before they can hold a crayon. Some can’t make eye contact or wait in line. We’re expected to fix all of it — to patch the gaps, heal the trauma, teach the curriculum, and document every move — in six hours a day, with resources that barely fill a drawer. The little reading corner I once built, full of soft beanbags and paper stars, was replaced by data charts and “learning metrics.” A young principal once told me, “Clara, maybe you’re too nurturing. The district wants measurable results.” As if kindness were a weakness. Still, I stayed. Because of the small, holy moments that no spreadsheet could measure — a whisper of, “You remind me of my grandma.” a shaky note that read, “I feel safe here.” a quiet boy finally meeting my eyes and saying, “I read the whole page.” Those tiny sparks were my reason to keep showing up. But this last year broke something in me. The aggression grew sharper. The laughter in the staff room turned to silence. The light went out of so many eyes. I watched brilliant teachers — my friends — vanish under the weight of burnout, their joy replaced by survival. I felt myself fading too, like chalk on a board that’s been wiped one too many times. So today, I began my goodbye. I pulled faded art off the walls and tucked thirty years of handmade cards into a single box. In the back of a drawer, I found a letter from a student from 1998: “Thank you for loving me when I was hard to love.” I sat on the floor and cried. No party. No applause. Just a handshake from a young principal who called me “Ma’am” while checking his notifications. I left my rocking chair behind, and my sticker box too. What I carried with me were the memories — the faces of hundreds of children who once trusted me enough to reach out their hands and learn. That can’t be uploaded. It can’t be measured. It can’t be replaced. I miss when teachers were partners, not targets. When parents and educators worked side by side, not in opposition. When schools cared more about wonder than numbers. So if you know a teacher — any teacher — thank them. Not with a mug or a gift card, but with your words. With your respect. With your understanding that behind every test score is a heart that cared enough to try. Because in a world that often overlooks them, teachers are the ones who never forget our children.
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Kim Skovby retweeted
Replying to @catturd2
Slow descent into madness
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Kim Skovby retweeted
🚨NEW: Coinbase releases new advert 'mocking modern Britain'
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Kim Skovby retweeted
Storebælt-farcen 2.0: Staten spænder ben – og Ekstra Bladet klapper i hænderne Systemkollaps i hele Europa – og I vælger at låse bommene Lørdag 19. juli gik kortbetalingen ned fra København til Napoli. Når kontinentets betalings­infrastruktur er i koma, er det sidste man gør at kræve kort på en bro uden omkørsel. #KortNedbrud #EUdown #BroGate Borgerne som gidsler i tropevarmen I stedet for at hæve bommene og lade trafikken flyde, valgte bro-ledelsen og politiet at beskytte et dødt kassesystem. Resultat: kilometerlange køer i 30 °C, børn uden vand og motorer der koger. #ÅbnBommen #Skatteborgerne #SommerKødannelse Politiet stiller sig foran kameraet – ikke foran problemet Vagtchefen tordner mod “utålmodige bilister”, mens patruljerne overvåger vrede pendlere frem for at løse årsagen: et betalings­system uden nødprotokol. #Politiet #Prioriteter #Krisehåndtering Ekstra Bladet: Fra vagthund til vagtsvale Tabloiden nøjes med at viderebringe politiets harmdirrende citater og skamme borgere, mens de glemmer at stille ét kritisk spørgsmål til bro-monopolet. Det er ikke journalistik – det er gratis PR. #PresseSvigt #EB #Journalistik Tre krav, hvis I vil genopbygge tillid 1.Automatisk nødplan: IT-nedbrud ⇒ bommene op med det samme. 2.Åbn bøgerne: Vis hvor milliardoverskuddet fra broen går – og hvorfor der ikke er offline-backup. 3.Vågne journalister: Næste gang staten svigter, så peg på magten, ikke på borgerne. #Transparens #Ansvar #Infrastruktur Før det sker, er Storebælt ikke bare en bro – den er et monument over politisk hovmod, teknisk inkompetence og en presse, der har glemt sin vagthundsrolle. #Storebælt #BroenDerKnækkede #Tillidskrise
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Hvorfor i alverden åbnede Storebæltsbroen ikke bare bommene pr. ren kulance, når betalingssystemet fejler? Ingen grund til at fastlåse tusindevis af mennesker i en timelang ventekø i sommervarmen. dr.dk/nyheder/indland/nedbru…
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Poe 1 Secrets - Big server problems. Server keeps crashing #pathofexile
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Still no better female rapper ever, than Lauren Hill on the Score! Prove me wrong, I will listen🔥🔥🔥 Did you know that the album is almost 30 years old?!
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I love the idea of VR, but every time I try it, I'm left disappointed and with a headache. Hope some of the glasses for CES 2025, show more promise.
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Watching @CaseyMeansMD podcasts today! Casey you are brilliant! I love your energy and passion in this existential crisis. Fighting for our lives! Your book is on the wishlist!
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POE2 - "You've died 220 times"...................
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