Go ahead punk, make my breakfast.

South West, England
Joined May 2021
Tie me kangeroo..
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Confuse Geordie physiotherapists by telling them you have knee bother.
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Today was a toughie. We go again tomorrow.
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What do we want? More Bonnie Tyler lyrics. And when do we want them? Every now & then.
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I've got Blur set as my alarm tone & i sleep right through until it goes off. Except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen. #shitjoke
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Park life
Confidence is not ‘they will like me’. Confidence is ‘I’ll be fine if they don’t’ — things everyone should know
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I met the guy who invented the mantlepiece. Ledge. #shitjoke
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I don't like being sad. This made me chuckle though.
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"How's your diet going?" "Fuck off"
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Had my Dad hat on. Had my brother hat on. Had uncle hat on. Had my nephew hat on. Had my grandad hat on. Not quite ready to put my own hat on yet.
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My offspring have come from far and wide. So good to have had them all under one roof l8ke the old days. Shame its under sadder circumstances but we've been teary and belly laughing together. Feeling grateful.
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I had my watch stolen in Tijuana. Adios Omega. #shitjoke
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Throwing scrabble tiles at each other. It's all fun & games until somebody loses an i
What's something that's hilarious until it happens to you?
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