In the Bleak MidJimter

Becoming a father has really brought into sharp focus the peculiarity that was the cultural phenomenon of an obsession over a baby dinosaur regularly physically assaulting his father with kitchenware

Harlen Coben's Shelter is like David Lynch's Blue Velvet if it was written by AI that had been programmed by a high school student who had just learned what swears were but had never heard of the concept of subtext

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Here Comes Santa Claus is a unique song amongst Christmas songs because it's the only one that makes direct reference to both the Christian God and Santa Claus implying that the latter is a vessel for the former

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Chag urim sameach to my Jewish brothers and sisters! 🕎

In no particular order

How about not a white dude?

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"There is no right way to do the wrong thing"

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