Dear @realDonaldTrump and @RobertKennedyJr : Yay for saving Dilbert creator Scott Adams! I voted for you both; I hope you can help me—my baculum (made of infundibularium) opened up a wormhole. Insurance won’t cover it. Please send money--unnmarked non serial doubloons, please.
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@elonmusk
So glad to follow you here on X, Mr. Musk! I wrote words to the tune of “Muskrat Love” to celebrate! I always wondered why you didn't change the name of the Tesla to "Musk Mobile" or something like that, so I changed it for this song (I love alliteration!)
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@toni_tennille
Ms. Tennille, do you think you might want to perform "Muskrat Love" with these new lyrics? Royalty free, to you from me!
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@elonmusk
MuskMobeel
Owns the road
Squashes competition
Like it was a toad
They’re so squishy.
Makes my insides feel fishy.
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@elonmusk
So glad to follow you here on X, Mr. Musk! I wrote words to the tune of “Muskrat Love” to celebrate! I always wondered why you didn't change the name of the Tesla to "Musk Mobile" or something like that, so I changed it for this song (I love alliteration!)
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If only Musk could see a flower
And it could distract him for an hour
And find peace at last
Instead of in rocket blasts
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Hermester Barrington retweeted
Don Junior beating up on Pfizer--that's rich. Without Pfizer, which makes Viagra, I'm pretty sure that Don Junior wouldn't exist.
Hermester Barrington retweeted
Cover art for Mythaxis i32
Image was created using Stable Diffusion by our past fiction and poetry contributor Micah Hyatt.
We will publish soon...
@JehanineMelmoth @monteremer @CharlotteAshley @nodotus @bogatyr5 @joshuasiegal @Vaxder
Hermester Barrington retweeted
i32 ToC:
The Aquarium is Andrea - Monte Remer
Distant Skies - Charlotte Ashley
Jinny Greenteeth - Cathy Bryant
Up and Down - J. Howard Siegal
The Night Parents - Valerie Alexander
JohnBear, Janine, and I - Hermester Barrington
Death is Like a Box of Chocolates - Fraser Sherman
Hermester Barrington retweeted
"I hear the loggers come for me.
And who knows what I next shall be?
A table and chairs, a wagon red,
A desk, a stud, or Murphy bed,
The spars of a kite, flying high,
Looking down to see what I can spy" - @Nodotus
littleoldladycomedy.com/2022…
Hermester Barrington retweeted
Good morning. We are delighted to creep into your inbox again with issue 6 of Underland Arcana, which squirms away from you when you try to grasp it.
underlandarcana.com/issue06/
Sing to me, o muse, of tiny critters invisible to our blinkered sensibilities, now revealed to us through light and lens and poetry!
youtu.be/FA_5rczHhmA
Another of my haiku celebrating the marvelous microscopic critters of the Malibu Creek watershed!
youtu.be/FJq5tG3_Yig