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New York, USA
Joined July 2017
Why #cats are better than #kids reason number 1: they don’t hide dirty undies in their room, that you find when you smell them 🤢 #reallife #lifewithkids #momof4 #catmom #catlife #thatsmymorning
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I wish my husband was as concerned about his driving as he is everyone else’s. #wifelife #marriedlife #marriedlifebelike
My 4 y/o is going places in life. I just had to pay her a nickel before she’d put the water bottle, that I paid the deposit for, in the returnable bin. (And all I could find was a dime so she made an extra 5 cents). #momlife #parenting #stronggirls #strongwilledtoddlers
Every time I make tuna fish the kids are convinced I am trying to feed them cat food 🤦🏻‍♀️ #momlife #momof4 #familylife #parenting #catfood #lookikepetfood #tunafish #cooking
My daughter (the 4th child) wants a sister. She even has a classmate picked out for us to, um, I guess kidnap. 🤷🏻‍♀️#onlygirl #onlybrothers #littlesister #momlife #nomorebabies #donehavingbabies #momof4
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9 y/o: I don't turn my lava lamp on because I am afraid there could be a fire. 8 y/o brother: Don't worry bro. If your doorway is on fire, I'll come for you. I'm not afraid to get burnt. I can't handle this, brings tears to my eyes #brotherlylove #nomanleftbehind #raisingboys
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You don’t know what discomfort is until you have wore a pair of underwear washed in detergent you are allergic to.........#momlife #laundry #laundrysucksv #sensitiveskin
Nothing makes you question your housekeeping skills more than when you shampoo the carpet.......#sahm #sahmlife #stayathomemomlife #wife #cleanhouse #stayathomemom #springcleaning #spring2019
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Whoever said there was no such thing as a stupid question obviously didn’t have a husband #marriedlife #wife #hubby #marriagegoals
My kids are eating peanut butter bagels. And by peanut butter bagels I mean hamburger rolls that they have toasted and are calling bagels. #kids #kidlife #parenting #momlife #lifewithlittles #parentinglife #dadlife #stayathomemom #momof4 #frugalmom #frugalfamily
My 6 y/o asked me what I made him for snack while he was at school. I clearly set a bad precedent earlier this year. I made nothing. #boymom #momlife #parenting #childshero
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In case you are thinking about having multiple children: I just watched my 9 y/o eat an entire pint of applesauce with his dinner, because he didn't want to share the same jar with his brother. #siblinglife #boyswillbeboys #momlife #parenting #momof4 #lifewithboys
The crappy part about waiting 45 minuets for your order @DennysDiner (with kids) is when the order is not correct and cold you don’t send it back #whydoikeepgoingback #eatingout #eatingoutwithkids Oh and my 7 y/o was not quiet about saying we should have gone to @CrackerBarrel
My 9 y/o watching me make homemade pizza: I don’t think that’s how the school does it. For the record he does not like school pizza. #lifewithkids #homemade #homemadelife #cookingfromscratch #pizzaforlunch #lunchideas #momlife #healthyfamily #frugalfamily