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『𝙑𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙡 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙-𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙣.』|mv| #B1GB0Y “ʏ’ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ɪ’ᴅ ᴍɪss ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ ᴅɪᴄᴋ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ɪᴛ.”

 Sleeping in his car
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Joined March 2017
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Oh boy. ..yeah, Jimmy’s ready to retire. I’m uh,, not deleting. But I won’t be tweeting here anymore. Just lost the steam. DM’s are open for whatever reason! I still have other accounts so.. check me out !? But to the rest: Glad I got to meet you! Once.. Or twice. #MemeT33N OUT.
"вy ѕoмe мιracle, ι'м oυт. and ι aм done." >MV >Detailed >Friendly but will throw hands >#MEMET33N At the very least, #SpnRP .. Retweet me
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⚡️⚡️⚡️ Made by yours truly, @NoThisIsJimmy, for ones own personal convenience ⚡️⚡️⚡️ xitter.cf/i/moments/847525547613…
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Here we are, folks. Jimmy Novaks Shitpost Extravaganza 2.0 for the extended pleasure. xitter.cf/i/moments/851577851749…
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I know you guys are wondering when is this Jimmy guy going to fucking die already,,, the answer is eventually. xitter.cf/i/moments/878797447908…
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Hello I am here Goodbye I am gone. xitter.cf/i/moments/945370196847…
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" . . . . . . A m e n. "
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Hey everyone I'm sorry to say that Jimmy got sick. Hey Jimmy, tell everyone what you got. "...I think I caught a bad case of the Fuck-yous."
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Jimmy, to Castiel: UH NICE COAT. Castiel: Thank you, the original one actually belonged to yo— Jimmy, nodding furiously: UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH
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100% cannot fight Monsters, Demons, or Angels . . 100% will try to fight Monsters, Demons, or Angels
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Jimmy, in a teasing voice: Let me slip into something more comfortable ;) —slides off trenchcoat to reveal another trenchcoat—
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❝𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐌𝐫. 𝐉𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐚𝐤—❞ —Everyone’s favorite vessel but now a /little/ more sober —Decided to charge people for laughing —Desc.+ Parody —MV & OC Friendly 𝘙𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘣𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘦 & 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸
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Drops spoon into salad bowl full of cereal. “....shit.” It’s Jimmy’s birthday today. Even -he- fucking forgot.
Google how do I delete someone else’s tweet xitter.cf/mcurealityshow/status/…
Castiel when he put that mcfuckin cowboy hat on and embarrassed me:
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Jimmy @ Cas circa 2018
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Jimmy: What if we spelled 'people' like this: peepole. That would be funny i think. Castiel: can you just shut the fuck up
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Castiel: *gets a sunburn* Jimmy: Get some Aloe Vera gel white boy
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Googles "how to be handsome and have a lot of friends"
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Jimmy Aesthetic: Standing outside a 7-Eleven at 2:30 AM and drinking a hot chocolate while watching a homeless man try to steal a car
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