Di Bearded Jab Jab

At it's very core, Jab is satire. from its name to the act of covering one’s skin in molasses, tar, old engine oil (I'm judging you if you use charcoal). Plantation owners referred to enslaved Africans as “devils” ironic, yes cause the real “devils” were…. Anyway I digress.

Fellaz, remember the truth will set you single. 🙆🏾‍♂️

58 days no alcohol. Let's try to make it to a 100 days.

Long as I draw breathe, Nov 1st and 2nd I'll be at the cemetery.

Time so grandma would've rubbed me down with some white cross, sap my head with some alcolado and give me some bush to drink. Morning time I brand new.

Stupes

Carriacou is to adult me what Grandma’s house was to kid me.

At this point, I need to purchase piece of land in C’cou and build a little shack. C’cou really is good for my mental health. Coming here once a month for 2 nights is really the pick-me-up I need.

Pink Ting is my new favorite thing to consume.

One thing about me I see what I want I get what I want No long talk.

If somebody finds the phone I lost in 2016 these the kinda videos/photos they’ll find on it.

This what time Ignis be doing on the roads in Grenada. Guess they’re ahead of their time.

I just skip AI flyers now cause I notice I get a headache trying to read them. Every AI is making me physically sick.

It’s not all Ignis but it’s always an Ignis.

At this rate, if I make it to the end of the year without consuming alcohol. I’ll just go back to church and join the Priesthood.

“The internet” you mean a specific demographic who doesn’t understand cursive writing.

Somedays I feel I’ve wasted so much of my potential. I should have accomplished way more by this age. Then other days I think to myself, what am I doing all of this for?

Once I set my mind to complete a task, I be locked in like Pusha T on that Tiny Desk appearance

You log on to YouTube and it’s a set of “Shorts” I just wanna a tutorial to show me how to do this thing. Where’s those videos with the Indian guy voice in the background. Gone on Google and it’s a set of AI generated definitions. What happened to Wikipedia? 🥴

In 4 years I’d have been working for 2 decades. Wonder if what I’ll have at that point justify the work I’ve done. In other words, did I put my earnings to good use or play the fool.