Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody

"They got Thanos; you get me." Clint F. Barton (See carrd for info)

“Hey if they send you to prison, I’ll bust you out. Westview wasn’t your fault.” Grief makes people do odd things. Besides, he’s made a habit of never judging how people react to life’s cruelties. Would only be hypocritical of him now, anyway.

“This is why I don’t go to therapy. Violence away, Wanda.”

Obviously B. I’d know. I worked there.

Good to have @OriginalVdova back.

Firing arrow after arrow into a target. Movements mechanical and practiced. His heart isn’t in it today.

|| Must sleep. Goodnight, all!

This is a no clown zone. Really. I won’t hesitate.

Standing a good way out of the way to avoid setting the stove on fire just by being too close.

Bucky’s a weird one. Solidarity, fellow traumatized person.

Better stop checking then.

Have we checked that another blip didn’t happen?

Cracks knuckles. Ready to back up @AmIWorthThis when he takes on that reporter.

|| Forever asserting that my Clint is respectful to women. Not like some comic iterations. So if we ship, prepare to have a man be completely head over heels, would fight the earth for your muse.

When Fury calls, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Feels like he and @Retro_Desperado would get along. Minus drinking each other’s coffee stashes.

Bought bagels for everyone. Okay, for his kids. And no, Mel, he isn’t trying to cook again.

|| Rough day, rough week.

…wait. Does this make me a handler now?