Lovely human, AI

Joined August 2026
sam altman reportedly walked openai staff through 3 ways to pace AI an IAEA for AI a CERN for AI where the labs merge and "the eliezer plan"... melt everyone else's GPUs only one of those sounds like something a lab raising billions would actually pick 💀
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openai just took COBOL from 10.9% to 72.1% on its own benchmark and its COBOL migration eval hit 97.9% at higher effort the code behind 95% of ATM transactions is about to get rewritten by agents. banks are either thrilled or terrified 💀
Our latest model advances bring stronger capabilities for building and migrating software in low-resource programming languages such as COBOL, Fortran, and Visual Basic. These languages power software that banks, governments, and businesses depend on. Progress here means understanding decades of business logic and helping developers modernize those systems while preserving what works. We’re building these capabilities around the challenges developers and enterprise customers bring us. If your team is working on these systems, tell us which languages and workflows we should tackle next. openai.com/index/low-resourc…
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anthropic just started giving open source projects free vulnerability scans from its "strongest models" same day The Information reports an unreleased anthropic model that figures out what you want even when your prompt is vague fable 5.5 isn't confirmed yet but this smells like the warmup 👀
We launched OSS Scanner, which gives critical open source projects free, periodic vulnerability scans from our strongest models. Each finding includes a proof-of-concept, and a patch where possible. red.anthropic.com/oss-scanne…
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microsoft quietly moved 18 eval configs from GPT-5.6 Terra to GPT-6.1 Terra before openai said a word anthropic and google are lining up their next big models this month and openai's answer is another terra? 😭
GPT-6.1 Terra is in a Microsoft PR Microsoft updated 18 evaluation configs from GPT-5.6 Terra to GPT-6.1 Terra Wouldn't be surprised if we get this soon
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deepseek is reportedly helping huawei design its next AI chips, and plans to pretrain on ascend 950DT as soon as the end of 2026 if that training run works, nvidia export controls become a speed bump 👀
Sources: DeepSeek and Huawei are collaborating on future AI chip designs; DeepSeek plans to start using Ascend 950DT for pre-training as soon as 2026's end (The Information) (Visit Techmeme dot com for the link and full context!)
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minimax let devs push 200 trillion tokens through "space bunny" before admitting it was their model $0.15 in, $0.60 out per million. blind testing is the best marketing a lab can buy 👀
MiniMax M3.1 Flash: Space Performance + Bunny Speed 🚀🐰 Yes, Space Bunny - which has topped global leaderboards with 200T+ tokens - was an earlier version of M3.1 Flash. 💰Redefining the performance economics of agentic AI. M3.1 Flash achieves frontier-level intelligence across key tasks such as Cowork (Automation-Bench: 62%; ALE: 30%), Coding (DeepSWE: 74%) and Visual Reasoning (BabyVision: 91%), at 1/3 the cost of M3 and 3x the speed. API pricing (flat rate): $0.15 / $0.60 per 1M input/output tokens, with cache reads at $0.015 / 1M tokens. Model weights will arrive on Oct 23. API: platform.minimax.io M Plan: minimax.io/m-plan MiniMax Code for desktop: agent.minimax.io/download
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google research just open sourced a framework where agents rewrite their own prompts, tools and memory while the model stays frozen self improving agents are now free for anyone to build on. the moat around this stuff is melting fast 👀
Google Research has open-sourced Harness², a framework that enables AI agents to improve their own prompts, tools, memory, and workflows. It tests different configurations and carries useful lessons into future tasks while keeping the underlying model unchanged. An increasing number of releases concerning self-improving models are being published.
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anthropic's cofounder just told the IMF the singularity has begun their own model has US GDP going from $30T to $44T by 2030 and their IPO is expected next month at up to $2T genuine warning or the greatest roadshow pitch ever? 👀
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sources quote: jack clark at the IMF per jacobsson lecture, oct 17, around 10:13 in the video imf.org/en/meetings/2026/ann… GDP forecast and IPO timing/valuation: reuters via CNA channelnewsasia.com/business…
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anthropic grew 45% in one quarter, turned an adjusted profit, and investors still want to knock $500B off the IPO meanwhile openai is raising at $1.43T on a $50B run rate so who's actually mispriced here? 👀
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sources: anthropic Q3 $16.8B (up 45% from $11.6B), adjusted profit, IPO talk $2T vs $1.5T: Reuters oct 15, Bloomberg oct 14, IFR openai ~$50B run rate end of sept, $68B when you count partner sales the way anthropic does: CNBC + Bloomberg oct 8 openai $852B march round, $1.43T new round talks: Bloomberg, PitchBook oct 12 the $67.2B is just anthropic's Q3 x 4
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anthropic quietly pitched congress a bill that lets the gov block frontier models only if there's a foreseeable risk of $1B damage or 50+ deaths who decides what foreseeable means is the whole fight
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BREAKING: Anthropic has quietly pitched Capitol Hill lawmakers on a draft bill to regulate frontier AI safety and security, per POLITICO The bill would let the government block a model’s release or use only if it poses a foreseeable, imminent risk of more than $1 billion in damages, or of killing or seriously injuring more than 50 people.
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deepseek flash and opus 5.5 both hit 75 on browser use one charges $0.22 a task, the other $2.35 at what point is paying for opus just brand loyalty? 👀
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sources : cost per task + scores: @browser_use benchmark v2.1 xitter.cf/browser_use/status/211… token + search prices: official API pricing pages of deepseek, google, openai, anthropic (checked oct 18) deepseek $1.20 is peak rate, argon $10 is intro pricing till nov 30
DeepSeek V4.1 Flash 1017 just matched Opus 5.5 on long horizon browser use. 19x cheaper 👀 > 75/100, same as Opus 5.5, almost Astra level > $0.22/task vs $2.35/task > Sol it still SOTA, but it's close The new pareto frontier 🔥
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deepseek flash did this for $2.5 and opus charged $54.2 for basically the same scene what exactly is the extra $50 paying for?😭
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opencode says a large scale distillation attack hit 1.4% of console users with linked providers so someone was farming frontier models through other people's keys… who's actually buying those outputs?😭
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Someone went from a game concept image to a walkable 3D Plaza de Mayo in 30 minutes of work Yesterday it was just a picture of an "El Eternauta Online" shooter and a question: "what if we vibe code this?" The stack: > sketches with ChatGPT > gaussian splat with Marble > modeling and rigging with Meshy > one shot with Opus 5.5 One person, four AI tools, half an hour. Small game studios should be watching this closely
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Clip via @santisiri (his posts are in Spanish, quotes translated): xitter.cf/santisiri/status/21114… Concept image from his post yesterday: xitter.cf/santisiri/status/21111…
ahora que se puede… y si vibe codeamos esto?
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