Megan Collischonn

My favorite place is reading a book with my fat cat and wrapped in a huge blanket. #drawntogether @AIGAUPSTNY instagram.com/p/B-SZBZNgEiy/…

Out with the old, in with the new... @MCollischonn

So my husband just changed his profile picture of our wedding photo to a picture of him and steak. Wow. Just wow.

One of Sam’s favorite times of the year is when Girl Scout cookies come out but this year he won’t be back from his deployment for them, so I just bought $200 worth of them to ship to him and his buddies. I can’t wait till he gets that surprise😁😁

Girls do you really need to post 10 photos of the exact same pose? Are you really that self absorbed?

Just signed up for a coding class 2 nights a week for 3 hours and I’m kinda hating myself😭😭😭

No one had better expect to see Sam and I for at least a week or 2 once he comes home in the spring because we’re barring ourselves in our apartment with food, wine and Netflix

First holiday without Sam in 3 years and I still have 2 more to go through before I get to see him again😭

My mom just texted me and said that for the first time in 32 years she cheated and bought 2 pies for Thanksgiving. I told her I’m telling...

I’m at the point in life where I judge people based on how clean their microwave is

The thing I miss the most with Sam being gone is the hug I would get every day after work

So this is Sam’s last weekend home before leaving overseas for 6-8 months but I’m cool....

I use to think that Schoharie county was fully of shitty people but then I think of how many kids in my grade that are exceedingly smart, amazing athletes and doing amazing things right now. We were a pretty awesome grade. Keep doing you guys!

I’m waiting for the day when I accidentally warn a cop that there’s a cop behind me

2 weeks until my 6 month apprenticeship is over😁😁

Can everyone please stop snapchatting and driving?? You are literally saying that you don’t care about your life nor anyone else’s on the road. JUST. STOP.

Forgot today was payday, now you know how my day is going💁🏻

Me: Hermione is definitely my favorite. Sam: She was the redhead? Me: No, that’s Ron. Sam: Oh, so they were brother & sister? Me: No, they were friends. Needless to say, we’re having a Harry Potter marathon this Sunday🙄