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If you've ever taken a baby to a movie, please set yourself on fire. Thanks. go.bdsmgalls.net/maritza

go.bdsmgalls.net/reba Accidentally triple-knotted my laces so I guess I'm wearing these shoes for the rest of my life.

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Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. googl.adultgalls.com/jennife…

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/ingrid Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. googl.adultgalls.com/margo

In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/janell…

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If I had a talking shark for a sidekick, I'd probably get into more deep sea shenanigans. shorturl.xaijo.com/lorie

The early bird gets the worm. But the rest of the birds can get McGriddles until 10:30. bitly.xaijo.com/shana

shorturl.xaijo.com/hazel "If life hands me lemons I'll be an Arnold Palmer." - Ice T

bitly.xaijo.com/jNSKHRhj What did I do before Twitter? Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY?!?!

Never, never put bubble bath into a jacuzzi with jets... Bubbles EVERYWHERE

SOOOOOOO brain dead

hello twitter... now let's see if anyone finds me