I don't care that you can hear it through the walls, unless you wanna help speed up the process you're just gonna have to deal with it for the next few hours.

This is what you see when you come to pick your girlfriend up from Niko's costume party. Looks like she got a real nice treat <3

I've been busy allllll day long ;-; Which means I'll need somebody to use allllll night long, I hope you're not busy tomorrow!

My sister finally got a boyfriend and like the good partner she is, she wants to make sure their first time together is perfect. So I started helping her practice. Sure she's missed a ton of dates cause of our "training" but I'm sure her BF will be fine with it once she's a pro.

Sorry bro, my GF is sick right now so you'll have to do instead <3

I love the spooky season cause in addition to all the slutty costumes I get to see people wearing, it's so much fun to carve a cute little face onto a pumpkin and rearrange its guts. It's really the only right way to smash a pumpkin.

What were you expecting? If you're gonna play my games I'd obviously need something to entertain myself with in the meantime.

Underwear is too restrictive so I usually don't bother, but it's starting to get super cold at my place so it's looking like a might need a way to keep warm down there...

You just kept gushing about how beautiful your girlfriend is so I had to see for myself. It was fun meeting her, I think we might hangout more often <3

A bunch of games I want are on sale so I need someone under my desk while I go through my wishlist

Looks like Niko was kind enough to bring you some breakfast in bed. Isn't he just the sweetest?

Your girlfriend really wants to dress up for her date with you tonight, so she asked Niko to help her find the perfect outfit. But as she keeps trying them on they all suddenly get all messy and sticky. It'd be such a shame if she had to ditch you tonight...

I can't even drink yet and I already have people getting drunk off my cock. Some sluts and pervs who have lived an extra half of my life span just see this fat dick and want it deep inside them.

Just look at how weighed down they are with all those fat loads I've been churning up for you <3 You better give my backed up balls an extra special thank you for the meal they're about to shoot down your throat.

I've been super sick the last couple days so I've just been stuck in my bed like this for what feels like years and it's agonizing.

Calm down dude it's not cheating, I didn't even put it in her. I know how much you love your girlfriend, I'd never do that... in front of you

Woke up super late and this dumb fucking thing won't go down. Any chance someone wants to take care of it for me??

Like seriously just bend over for me at this point