@NighJamie

I apologize in advance. The inner monologue of CJME’s award winning, uh, “sports...talkie...guy” Jamie Nye. (not really)

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Now imagine a home team having to tell fans to bring their own shit to eat and drink to the game because they ran out of stuff … because the league delayed a game for a day in the name of “player safety” due to the air smelling like a nice smoked cheddar cheese. Hey @CFL …
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Replying to @GreenZoneSK
@GreenZoneSK @jamienye @DarrellDavisSK @bjizzle56 18 game season with 3 weeks off spread across 5 months. This isn’t a rest thing. It’s a season long Grey Cup hangover, losing a few key pieces, & letting the hype go to their heads. They need a talking stick and a share circle…
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And then a bowling trip. That game had everything but enthusiasm. My god … it was terrible. The Riders owe everyone in attendance an apology and a coupon for counselling because that certainly affected my mood. Ugh… congrats on the win?
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I FUCKiNG KNEW IT!! Harris with the big run! @GreenZoneSK @jamienye
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Hey @WheatonChev … Top notch service once again. Your sales and service departments are top notch. A tip of the ol’ hat to you! This is in stark contrast to companies like @LGCanada who genuinely hate the people who buy their products (allegedly)… eat a bag of dicks LG!
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It’s great to see Jarry in mid-season form already. #PositivityIsNigh But seriously… #SendHimToTheFuckingChryslerPlant
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You forgot to tag him, bud. Hey @ryanwhitney6 … I’m pretty sure Greg called you an “oversized pylon-shaped butt toy”.
𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕘𝕆𝕟𝕊𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕤 🌾🏈🎙️
@GregOnSportsSep 29
Good to see the Oilers finally honouring Ryan Whitney's contributions by having the crowd dress up like pylons
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Yeah, this about sums it up… #Canada2026
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I think the Riders should try for a touchdown soon … Please, baby Jeebus … that fucking Fajardo is a good dude but he doesn’t get a monopoly on your sprinkles!
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I think the Riders should try to get more touchdowns than Winnipeg today… Kicking, uh …
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Connor Hrabchak@ConnorHrabchak1Sep 6
It’s Labour Day Classic game day here in Regina. Which means it’s a perfect time to try Regina-style pizza for the first time and give a full review.
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They may as well blitz every play … goddamn coverage is shit.
Positivity Is Nigh@NighJamieAug 29
Riders defense…
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Riders defense…
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Hey @CityofRegina … If one of your buses swings wide making a right turn so that the bus is 40% of the way into the opposing lane and hits me and die… how much compensation do you give my family? I’m only asking because it’s a very real possibility at Winnipeg and 6th Ave N.
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Positivity Is Nigh retweeted
i like food
@messedupfoodsAug 17
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The Hamilton Tiger Cats are the greatest team of all time.
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It’s stuff like this that will prevent me from ever being elected mayor of Regina…
Positivity Is Nigh@NighJamieJul 30
Replying to @ebbsebbs27 @jerebbett @Ogle14
That $2.5M would really help me to secure the rights to Creep (Radiohead) for our next project title: “Choices” It’s a time lapse of a perfect banana all alone in a back alley. With the progression of time the area becomes an ever-increasing wasteland of garbage and debris…
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Things I have learned: A man’s ability to break wind increases at a constant rate to age 35 where the rate doubles to age 40, then goes to an exponential rate. I am over 40. I had chilli. #AirQualityWarningsAreNigh
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Should’ve tagged @damsmokedamgood in this, I suppose.
Positivity Is Nigh@NighJamieJul 24
SWEET JEEBUS CRIPES!!! That’s a hell of a care package, right there! Thanks @ebbsebbs27. Faron knocked it out of the park … this brisket salad is top notch! #DamSmokehouseIsNigh
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SWEET JEEBUS CRIPES!!! That’s a hell of a care package, right there! Thanks @ebbsebbs27. Faron knocked it out of the park … this brisket salad is top notch! #DamSmokehouseIsNigh
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Or … just take a sick day when you are legitimately sick enough that you should not attend work, and that way people won’t suspect you of being dishonest. Fuck sakes…
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@Simon_IngariJul 23
Taking sick leave in 2026 Low intelligent employee : Chooses Friday or Monday ❌❌❌❌ High intelligent employee :
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Subway got wicked famous for being credited with a big fat pedophile losing a bunch of weight. That means Taco Bell’s diarrhea-inducing lettuce is nothing but a branding issue… Just think how many fat people with a range of sexual perversions likely lost weight there!
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