Husband... father... follower... suburban mountain man.

Joined December 2009
There's a woman with a, "My religion is kindness," tattoo. I wonder if she has ever read Galatians.
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"You can't aim for a target until you have identified it." @AndyStanley You're hitting me between the eyes right now brother.
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I nominate spring forward as “National Recycle a Sermon Day.”
Nicolas Campbell retweeted
If, as the CHURCH, we spoke hope, love, and Heaven into people's lives instead of fear, hate, and Hell we would see a paradigm shift in the world.
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Every once in a while I remember that I am on twitter.
Dear men famous and not, Keep your daggum hands to yourself. #fb
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Possessed toy learns morality and gains mortality. #AccurateMovieSummaries
Nicolas Campbell retweeted
Find someone that gets as excited for Moe's as you do.
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Gma just turned it from the World Series to church TV because she thought I would like it. #preacherproblems
#dadadvice Dora the Explorer cereal is horrible.
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Pumpkin Spice Cheerios?! Is nothing holy anymore?! #fb
It’s hard to take pictures of your kids because you inevitably also are taking pictures of adult’s butts. #dadlife
Lesson of the day. Never update your iPhone to a new iOS. #somanyproblems @AppleSupport
This season on DU TV, we remember Wade Bourne—a true friend of DU. Watch DU TV on the Pursuit Channel or ducks.org/dutv. @Ducks_TV
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There are two kinds of people: those who love the @foofighters and those who are wrong.
This dude legit tried to convince me @MonsterEnergy was of the devil. I thought this tomfoolery was over.
Walk into @DunkinDonuts with my kids and improv a song about donuts. #embarassmykids #fb
6 year old with anxiety when asked to brush his teeth: "I hate Mommy and Daddy!"
Sorry everyone. My twitter has been hacked again.