Hugely disappointed that the usually dependable @premierinn no longer honour their Goodnight Guarantee. Their onsite staff are lovely, but if the string of errors during my one night stay don't qualify for the Goodnight Guarantee, it's clear nothing will.

Sorry all, this is now sold xxx

❤️

This is where my mind immediately goes, whenever there's any Pope- based news.

*SCREAM*

Massive thanks to @ftblforfuturebw & @LFFstubs - can not wait for this one.

The most ridiculous long shot, but I could honestly cry that I missed this - if anyone has a spare for Robert Eggers @bfi I would be forever grateful @LFFstubs

I love her ❤️

Oh, I thought, like an IDIOT, I didn't finish Alice & Jack, let's watch the last two episodes. Assume I'll have stopped crying by Christmas?

Kemi's verdict on my new skirt - "I'd like it if it didn't have a horse on it". The skirt :

Not going to lie - it is bloody lovely to be able to listen to @themaccabees again without wanting to cry ❤️

There's nothing like a week squirreled away in quiet Somerset, to ensure I make the most of London when I'm back. Kew Halloween, House of Curses, Ally Pally fireworks, Hackney City Farm & back to my beloved Picturehouse.

About to use my @empiremagazine / @picturehouses free members ticket wisely. Pie time.

I'm not saying I'm superstitious, but note I didn't take any photos of the most haunted items at The House of Curses. Also, why am I now noticing a face in the projector cloth 😱

Shout out to the spooky Witchfinder General at Kew Halloween. He clocked me dawdling to avoid walking past him alone, so chased me up the bloody path. Definitely won't be having nightmares tonight. It's fine. I'm FINE.

Might as well get a headstart on the crying, eh ? 💘

Turns out my Halloween horror is being stuck on a @GWRHelp train in Slough, when I should be at @EvolutionPod's spooky shenanigans. Absolutely gutted 😭

Of course the train is late leaving Bristol, when I had mere seconds to make it to @EvolutionPod as it was.

That's what happens when you don't choose Dan Stevens, you div.

Hang on. Dad is watching Downton Abbey and Lady Mary's bit of stuff DIES the first time she ... you know...*wiggles eyebrows* ?!?!?!