Grade A doofus. I like video games. I delete most of my tweets.

Massachusetts, USA
Joined December 2010
Just ran through a brick wall
ok fuck it the devils 1971 closer nine inch nails edit flash warning oliver reed vanessa redgrave excellence
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You Can See Everything(2026)
old situationship dropped this banger after calling me twice in the middle of the night
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When a couple says they swingers you’re like oh ok yall some freaks when a couple says they’re ethically non monogamous you know one of them cries themselves to sleep every night
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that was a good smoke
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This is because it is
the amtrak ride from nyc to boston will have you thinking new england is the greatest place on earth
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Sometimes those poor motorcyclists look so cold so I always try to flick my cigarette cherries at them to warm them up ❤️
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Psych hospitals design everything so you can't kys but that has the unfortunate knock on effect of making you think a lot about out how you would kys just to beat their systems
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autistically reciting this to my sobbing wife after she catches me cheating
wild geese - mary oliver
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Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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"After the door handles were removed, everyone agreed it'd be impossible for another run to take the record. Then, this happened." [We're Finally Landing - Home plays]
Scientology has removed the door handles to their doors after the viral speed runs.
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Ive been making a small film with some friends and the reaction from the public to a real camera is intrigue, excitement and asking to be filmed. The same response with a phone camera would be disgust, rejection and covering your face. The people know deep down the phone is evil
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This is why I know Sean Baker is not ensouled tbh
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Ahh finally the torment Nexus
What if the loved ones we've lost could be part of our future?
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Up there with"Free Parking" I must admit
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Idk why I've been thinking about this a lot but I see his point. However, I think I would have never watched Tarkovsky without Spielberg? You have to have an on ramp for art; Mirror, in it's infinite beauty, would have been lost on me without a foundation of digestible films.
Andrei Tarkovsky on Steven Spielberg: "A director like Spielberg has an enormous audience and earns enormous sums and everybody is happy about that, but he is no artist and his films are not art. If I made films like him — and I don't believe I can — I would die from sheer terror. Art is as a mountain: there is a peak and surrounding it there are foothills. What exists at the summit cannot by definition be understood by everyone." — Andrei Tarkovsky interviewed by Gideon Bachmann in 1982
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the true worst song ever is that terrible Fight Song number. and a bunch of people called me ableist on here for saying the song was trash a few years ago
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Baked as shit to the point of shivering paranoia. You reach out of your THC induced psychosis and place an order for pizza, "this will soothe me." What feels like an eternity passes. Then, the police arrive. They have your pizza.
When a delivery driver was arrested during a traffic stop, our officers made sure the pizza still got to the customer. The order was Hot-N-Ready, and the suspect was Caught-N-Steady. 🍕🚨 We’re committed to serving our community 24/7—whether it’s safety or pizza delivery!
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They keep telling us that mass death of Arabs, Muslims, Palestinians, and Iranians is the only way to save "western civilization." Perhaps it's not worth saving, then.
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I don't want to see genAI regulated, I want to see it obliterated and banned wholesale. The petitions and signed letters going around with the tone of "it's here to stay so this is our recourse" is pathetic. It's a refrain echoed by pushovers and losers.
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