Nicky Craven

When the insides of your rollerblades come out

Love island Australia dress like 2015.

Oh bore the fuck off ❄️

Massive that for a caravan

But a positive day💫

Sick of these single magpies.

Omg Iv never looked at it like this. I’m nearly fuckin 30

So when lesbians sign up for tiktok, do they get asked to create username & password and to shave half their fucking eyebrow of or wot?! Glad I didn’t get fuckin lesbian memo.

so after trialing someone else’s tiktok I am absolutely not downloading it. the amount of lesbians biting their own lips is truly revolting. am fuckin straight.

Chinese coco pops

They’re fuckin organised.

excited for the clap 2nyt

Teachers: why don’t we get a clap?

Omg could actually cry. Did not except to hear anyone out clapping on a pretty quiet road. Everyone was at their windows, doors and on their drives, then fireworks.💙😥🥺

If your hands arnt dry cracked & bleeding, ya not doin it right.

I mean I know supermarkets are trying to help but putting the most vulnerable with the NHS staff that have daily contact with coronavirus in one shop at the same hour I don’t feel is the best idea 🤨😂

Teachers have 13 WEEKS off a year plus EVERY weekend, snow days etc. They always go off like they’re so hard done by. NHS staff still have to go to work no matter what, knowing that we’re most likely going to get coronavirus at some point. Just look after a few kids ffs

Funny if everyone who’s had coronavirus and recovered could now speak to bats.

***FOR SALE*** good working order. Only used a few times. Still 55% full. 9/10 condition. £45 but open to offers. DM me if you’re interested. Can post today #handgel

Baffles me those women who put a bra on back-to-front then slide it round. My boobs would end up on my back

Yaknow whats awkward.. that the majority of chinese people and now others are getting about in surgical mask and the fact that the masks don’t even work how they think they do. hows about don’t eat bat soup and wed have all been oreyt.