Nick Salve (he/him)π³οΈβπ retweeted
Trump heard JD Vance was getting attention for fucking a couch so he had to suck off a microphone, I guess??
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'Sketch' Review: A Tender Tony Hale Anchors an Audacious, Intensely Colorful Tween Adventure hollywoodreporter.com/moviesβ¦
Nick Salve (he/him)π³οΈβπ retweeted
I got a vasectomy 26 years ago, and here's what I noticed:
There were no protestors, no one trying to get me to change my mind, no unnecessary medical scans, and no 48 hour waiting period.
It's like I was trusted to make my own medical decisions. π€¨
Nick Salve (he/him)π³οΈβπ retweeted
my therapist is actually the one that grows as a person just by talking to me
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Works pretty good for a βpartially assembledβ engine :)
Nick Salve (he/him)π³οΈβπ retweeted
Flight 5 Starship and Super Heavy are ready to fly, pending regulatory approval. Additional booster catch testing and Flight 6 vehicle testing is planned while waiting for clearance to fly
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Replying to @MikeDrucker @MEPFuller
when he holds press conferences weβll only see the top of his head over a fence
Nick Salve (he/him)π³οΈβπ retweeted
βLetβs just say Tim Walz doesnβt drink Diet Mountain Dew. Am I right? You guys get it. Great crowdβ- JD Vance attempting stand up at his next rally
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Iβm sorry to all of the comedians but Four Seasons Total Landscaping is still the funniest thing that has ever happened.
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My favorite video of the Olympics so far is the cameraman for the trampoline gymnastics
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Slow motion view of Flight 5 Starshipβs six Raptor engines during static fire
Nick Salve (he/him)π³οΈβπ retweeted
I'm not sure about oil prices, you see. I have solar panels and drive an EV specifically so that the president's magical gas price dial doesn't affect me.
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Replying to @AdamMGrant
an internship at the white house will be amazing on your resume. π³
Nick Salve (he/him)π³οΈβπ retweeted
Elon Musk has to be fighting so hard not to sell his sperm right now. You know he wants to.
Nick Salve (he/him)π³οΈβπ retweeted
#TIFF24 World Premiere: Seth Worleyβs SKETCH starring Tony Hale (@MrTonyHale), DβArcy Carden (@DarcyCarden), Bianca Belle, Kue Lawrence, and Kalon Cox.
tiff.net/events/sketch
Nick Salve (he/him)π³οΈβπ retweeted
I need people to remember that a black man won the popular vote twice and a woman won the popular vote once but lost bc (among other things) of electoral college/bad strategy. Do not let people say this country wonβt vote for a woman. The majority of voters literally did lol.
Nick Salve (he/him)π³οΈβπ retweeted
I prosecuted sex predators. Trump is one.
I shut down for-profit scam colleges. He ran one.
I held big banks accountable. He's owned by them.
I'm not just prepared to take on Trump, I'm prepared to beat him.
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Maine gun shows will look different when 72-hour waiting period begins in August newscentermaine.com/article/β¦




















