Golf writer with The Herald and various other enterprises. Cottage industry.

Glasgow but forever Langholm
Joined October 2011
Nowt beats the hills of heem....#muckletoon
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These are troubled times but at least a McVitie's biscuit has a 'tear here' tab that works. Look at that. Never scrimp on biscuits, folks ...#mcvities
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Fascinating choice of image. Biscuit ersed...
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Probably no' advisable at 50 in the 8aside fitba arena, but the thrill of an attempted diving heider never loses its lustre...until you land, squish the goolies and realise the futility of it all as it soars well wide #keithhouchen
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Terrific. Bob MacIntyre and Tyrrell Hatton in the players' lounge...
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A tremendous servant of a toy over many a season. Still gan...
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Blimey. What a price. Doubles up as Unleaded though...
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Bit like writing the Tuesday golf column really...
Can’t stop thinking about this.
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A silver lining. Angus Gunn bringing back the wonderful, limp wristed 'shut that door' nonchalance of Larry Grayson. Terrific stuff #SCOSUI
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The only accolade that counts
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The joyless buggers...
I want everyone in this worthless, pious, fucking nanny-state pissbucket of a government not just voted out of office, but driven out of Scotland forever.
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Future of Scottish Open in question as it drops from LPGA schedule *** At a player meeting at the FM Championship in late August, LPGA officials gave players an early glimpse of the 2027 schedule. Notably missing from the list was the Aramco Championship, held in Las Vegas at Shadow Creek, as well as the ISPS Handa Women’s Scottish Open, held at Dundonald Links the week prior to the AIG Women’s British Open. While the schedule didn’t reveal what would take the place of the Scottish event, Golfweek has learned that the PIF London Championship will slide into that spot as a newly co-sanctioned event. Full story below: (Getty Images)
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Still one of Wembley's finest moments. The Twin Towers should've been preserved purely for Wilmot's majesty...
Mesmerised by this frankly unexpected midfield masterclass by West End theatre ace Gary Wilmot in a celebrity charity match before the 1991 Leyland DAF Cup final at Wembley
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