
I play guitar in @defyrealityband, write music, and I ride BMX and motocross
Joined April 2012
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Nick Labas retweeted
An emergency call: "Come quick, my friend was bitten by a wolf!"
Operator: "Where?"
Caller: "No, a regular one!"
Nick Labas retweeted
Did you know muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven?
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You think gas and electric prices are expensive, have you seen chimneys?
They're through the roof.
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I can't remember how to write 1. 1000.
51. 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
IM LIVID
Nick Labas retweeted
I had to fire my fruit delivery driver
today.
I hate to let the mango but he was
driving me bananas.
Nick Labas retweeted
My wife put on a sexy cop outfit and arrested me on suspicion of being good in bed.
After a quick trial I was released due to lack of evidence.
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Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask
xitter.cf/AwwwwCats/status/11628… – at Vancouver, British Columbia
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When I was 17 years old, I walked into my band at the times practice space, and they were trying out a new vocalist behind my back. Their reason was because he looked cooler (had plugs, tattoos, etc).
11 years later, I have AirPods, and they're all no longer playing music. – at Odessa, TX













