@NickB1016

I’m just here so I don’t get fined...

 Calgary, Alberta
Joined January 2013
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The concept of an overprotective loser saying “you can’t date my daughter unless I approve” and then approving of a rapist in the “probably” category…. 😂🤡
Nado 🌪️
@SandblasterSzn17h
NFL PLAYERS RANKED BY IF I'D LET THEM DATE MY DAUGHTER
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He played a sport where he smashed his head into another human 30-40 times per game… but of course it has to be the vax to these fuckin idiots 😂🤡
Harry Fisher
@harryfisherEMTP20h
Natural causes. At 37. If nobody is going to ask, I will. Did he take the Covid shots? God bless
“Silenced these clowns”…. So you didn’t actually watch the game eh? 😂😂
Dump The Puck
@DumpThePucks9h
Hockey fans should stop doing the dumb chants in return games. It only fuels the player and gives him motivation Brady scored and silenced these clowns
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“Staying home with a baby”… not “our baby”… Also, if she’s awake all night and you’re at work all day, when does she sleep?…
Alcibiades@MarkSmi70354099Oct 21
My wife is staying at home with a baby and she handles night time wake ups so I can get sleep for work. This fact evokes so much hostility from people who learn this that I just started lying and pretending like I’m exhausted all the time. It’s just easier this way.
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Some of you don’t realize exactly how long 10-15 years is lmao
Justice Horn
@JusticeHorn_14h
Y’all are going to hate me for this tweet, but I don’t care. I knocked a door just like this while running for office months back. My only comfort? Realizing that in 10–15 years, all the Boomers will be dead and we’ll still be here. Change is coming whether they like it or not.
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It’s very clear to me that he absolutely hates playing any position other than 10… the only time he’s come out and publicly criticized managers tactics is when they start to move him around…
Sam Peoples
@sampeoples_4h
I've defended Bruno through a lot over the years against a ton of negativity but him throwing Carrick under the bus like that for some self preservation? Nah mate, unforgivable.
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Nothing is illegal when you have a mob boss running your country hope this helps ❤️
bONGO 🎃@wariocolosseum15h
how the fuck is this not illegal
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Ça dépasse le milliard psq les réparation sont surfacturé les entreprises des copains des élus qui touchent des commissions aussi sur les devis
Cerfia
@CerfiaFROct 21
🇫🇷💥 FLASH | Le coût des dégâts lors des manifestations du 17 octobre devrait DÉPASSER le milliard d’euros, selon le ministre de la Ville.
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“I got a domestic abuser off with zero punishment because his victim was rude to me”… I know defence lawyers are soulless ghouls but saying someone was “nasty to you” when you are defending the person who almost killed them is truly next level… what a waste of oxygen you are
The Civil Rights Lawyer
@johnbryanesqOct 20
I once got an acquittal for a guy who grabbed his wife by the hair, slapped her, and then fired a revolver next to her head… and then threw her out of the trailer and fired another round in the air outside of the trailer… because he was trying to watch the Super Bowl and she wouldn’t stop nagging him. I tried the case because there was no plea deal even offered. Two felonies, both with mandatory 10 years and no parole. Nothing to lose… After the wife testified at trial, being particularly nasty to me on cross examination, the jury apparently sympathized with my client, who had been married to her for decades, and just like that… set him free. Even the judge couldn’t believe it. That trailer is still sitting there - now abandoned - on the side of US 219 and you can still see the bullet hole in the wall.
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There’s a gambling ad running in Canada saying “if you’re out at Lundbreck falls chasing thrills with your crew, you should play some blackjack to make it more exciting”… because who doesn’t wanna gamble while they’re out kayaking…
Kai Bosworth@kaibosworthOct 21
i'm being exposed to commercials for the first time in a while (nba) and their example justification for why we need AI now is that you can do internet banking while you're gardening? yikes
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If two opposing head coaches in the same game both get fined for being mad at the refs it’s a sign the refs were awful and the fines should be rescinded. Like offsetting penalties.
GameBlazers
@Footballblazer_11h
🚨 The NFL has fined Mike Vrabel, Aaron Glenn and Nick Sirianni $250,000 EACH for conduct toward officials The fines are reportedly in abeyance and could be wiped out with good behavior For context: Bill Belichick was fined $50,000 in 2012 for grabbing an official's arm
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Tweeting from your podcast account after you get blown out 5-1 😂😂😂 man this little boy really is stupid
Wingmen with Matthew and Brady Tkachuk
@Wingmenpod9h
Players with more goals than Brady Tkachuk through their first 10 games in a Panthers uniform: • Pavel Bure That’s it, that’s the list.
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polymarket allows people to make bets related to Israel's genocide in Gaza, to bet on the Cornell gang rape case. at a certain point how much money do you fucking need
Polymarket Sports
@PolymarketSport19h
🚨We're honored to announce that the Roommates Show with Jalen Brunson, Josh Hart & Matt Hillman has named Polymarket as their presenting podcast partner for the 2026-27 season.
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Everybody needs to blow this post up because that sheriff's deputy needs to be prosecuted for brutal assault and battery on a woman. What a fricking roided up piece of trash. Unbelievable what cops think they can get away with these days.
Power to the People ☭🕊
@ProudSocialist13h
A Utah woman peacefully protesting the Utah County Planning Commission’s approval of a data center ordinance was violently slammed to the ground by a sheriff’s officer. The state is always violent whether we are peaceful or not. This is not democracy. This is a dictatorship of capital.
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unfortunately canucks fans have nothing to chant about with quinn hughes due to his complete absence of a personality. he's screwed us again
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Inspirational levels of hating out of the capital tonight 🫡
Jordan
@jordancicchelli11h
they’re chanting Brady eats crayons, Ottawa is diabolical man
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The other 30 fanbases in the league
ru ☼@beep_sens11h
chanting “you eat crayons” at my traitor ex-captain with thousands of fellow ottawans will become a core memory for me, i’m having the time of my life
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The “cattle arena”… Perfect setting for a MAGA rally tbh 😂
Adam Eargle@adameargle18h
For those unfamiliar with Clemson. This is the cattle arena. I guess the basketball arena was too big.
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Jesse Watters accidentally (?) exposing the entire right-wing industrial outrage complex in about 20 seconds.
Acyn
@Acyn13h
Watters: I hate this story. I hate the WNBA. I don't watch it. The only time we talk about it is like they fouled the white star too hard or someone wore a t-shirt. I don’t want to push this story anymore.
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Oh look, the guy who almost killed Tyrod Taylor has an opinion…
NFL on ESPN
@ESPNNFL19h
"The optics of this are bad, that doesn't mean the fact pattern behind it was bad." @ProFootballDoc weighs in on Jalen Hurts' medical situation. (via @PatMcAfeeShow)
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