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Professional. Spouting off real world take. wish I was Bruce Wayne.

Joined December 2011
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Recap of Arya Stark and the Night King #GOT
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Tried a new brunch spot. Total cost is $57 for two people including a $5.50 unsweetened tea. #ThanksFDR
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Out with my wife and her friends at a supposed 2000s vibes bar. There are a million songs from the 00s that you can dance to and the DJ played Run This Town (is a good basketball warmup song but not to dance to). #PlayJaRule
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Had my first real marriage fight. It was over whether or not my wife would be able to tell the difference in an expensive Christmas tree or a cheaper one. Also no one told me how expensive Christmas trees are. #MarriedLife
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DK Metcalf, asked if there was a country he would like to play a next international game at: “No, sir, because I really don’t like traveling outside the U.S. to play football.”
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Never give up. Got off a standby list and will be arriving home 4 hours earlier. #DoYouBelieve
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Chick-fil-A drive thru efficiency gets a lot of credit, which is deserved. But my local @culvers knows how to run a drive thru too. #Culvers
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Just watched Cocktail starring Tom Cruise for the first time. #Banger
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Housed eight hot Krispy Kreme donuts in a parking lot of a David’s Bridal after dropping on my wife to get ready as a bridesmaid at 7:30 am. #MarriedLife #KrispyKreme
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How is it that that Texas A&M is perpetually overrated? #OilMoney
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Trying a restaurant for the first time. Has live music and I just saw the band butcher all time great song “Atlantic City”. I think we need to start having a dialogue about live music taking away from the meal as opposed to enhancing. #MarriedLife
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-Made Parmesan chicken for dinner -Told it was okay not to eat at the dinner table tonight since it was the DWTS premiere. -Was informed we have to go to a house warming party 40 mins away that starts at the same time of the biggest CFB of the year Ole Miss vs LSU. #marriedlife
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“Kick the FG Dan”
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Our Favorite Martian 👽
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1st swing in The Show. Unbelievable.
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Aaron Judge. 2022 American League Most Valuable Player. Power. Magic. History. A season for the ages. #AllRise
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Save it for the Judge.
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THE QUEST BEGINS.
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Manu Ginobili will be a first-ballot induction into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame, per @ShamsCharania Eurostep legend 🔥 xitter.cf/BleacherReport/status/…
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