Joey Montalvo · May 26, 2025 · 12:52 PM UTC

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Joey Montalvo@Nicho_28726 May 2025

Them: “why don’t you add me on FB?” I ain’t adding your bullshit to my timeline! Better calculate the time it takes you to realize it and divide by 2. Dueces

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Vini · Nov 8, 2026 · 9:06 PM UTC

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@vinii83Nov 8

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Snow (Hey Oh)

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music archive 💿 · Nov 9, 2026 · 11:09 AM UTC

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red hot chili peppers - dani california 2006 requested by @TMW_14101987

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music archive 💿 · Nov 8, 2026 · 5:16 PM UTC

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music archive 💿@rayofmusicxNov 8

limp bizkit - nookie 1999

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Rusty Cage · Nov 8, 2026 · 3:23 AM UTC

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@RSTYCGNov 8

Fun fact: The original Alfalfa, Carl Switzer, died at the age of 31 after being shot in the dick while trying to reclaim a $50 debt

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@nypostNov 7

‘Little Rascals’ star resorts to GoFundMe ahead of having 6th child: ‘I really need some help’ trib.al/2qGNkTK

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Joey Montalvo · Nov 9, 2026 · 12:33 AM UTC

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All that #ShaneGillis talk has finally vanished and all it took was a big black guy doing white face and a newly elected #Texas senator saying Live from New York was 🤣🤣🤣🤣

CINEMATIC_BUZZ🍿🎥 · Nov 7, 2026 · 7:33 PM UTC

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@1cinematiczoneNov 7

I miss banshee 😔

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Joey Montalvo · Nov 8, 2026 · 8:09 PM UTC

Joey Montalvo@Nicho_287Nov 8

Man that’s somebody’s grandmama fool! Hey grok make her twerk and shake them tatas 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Joey Montalvo · Nov 8, 2026 · 11:15 AM UTC

Joey Montalvo@Nicho_287Nov 8

In the last ten years all of the country has been so invested in Texas politics. Why? I bet you Beto is mad as a motherfucker tonight 🤣

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@nbcsnlNov 8

Thank you, Druski, The Strokes, James Talarico, Emma Stone, Walton Goggins! Goodnight!

Joey Montalvo · Nov 7, 2026 · 11:41 PM UTC

Joey Montalvo@Nicho_287Nov 7

She wants to fuck your kitchenware! 😂

Vince Langman

@LangmanVinceNov 7

Hey @grok I'm not insane, so can you explain to me like I'm a five year old what the hell pansexual means?

Joey Montalvo · Nov 7, 2026 · 11:40 PM UTC

Joey Montalvo@Nicho_287Nov 7

Mfer needs to practice pulling out better. Maybe anal?

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@nypostNov 7

‘Little Rascals’ star resorts to GoFundMe ahead of having 6th child: ‘I really need some help’ trib.al/2qGNkTK

Joey Montalvo · Nov 7, 2026 · 12:39 AM UTC

Joey Montalvo@Nicho_287Nov 7

💯🔥🔥🔥

𝐋𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧

@PolyDepressionNov 6

Pizza Hut 1999 PSX Demo Disc 1 theme goes so damn hard

𝐋𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 · Nov 6, 2026 · 9:36 PM UTC

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@PolyDepressionNov 6

Pizza Hut 1999 PSX Demo Disc 1 theme goes so damn hard

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Jason Sudeikis Daily · Nov 4, 2026 · 9:09 PM UTC

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📹 Jason Sudeikis on 'What's Up with That What's Up with That' for SNL.

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Joey Montalvo · Nov 5, 2026 · 12:15 PM UTC

Joey Montalvo@Nicho_287Nov 5

He’s the reason I smoked weed and NOT feed a horse on the street 🤣

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@Steve09812Nov 3

I Didn't Want to Do Half Baked ~ Harland Williams

NBA · Nov 5, 2026 · 5:46 AM UTC

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CAREER NIGHT FOR VICTOR WEMBANYAMA 🚨 🤯 52 PTS (CAREER-HIGH) 🤯 24 REB (CAREER-HIGH) 🤯 8 BLK FIRST PLAYER WITH 50+ PTS, 20+ REB, 5+ BLK SINCE BOB MCADOO IN 1974.