
Unfortunately for the competition, haters, and frauds (the Venn diagram for whom is a perfect circle), im cookin. #GoDawgs #FlyTogether #Duuuval
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It would shock some of you to know how many times in my life I've fucked around and not found a single thing out. #ClownBlood #VillainSZN
What if we created a loot box system for the transfer portal.
Teams can buy Bronze, Silver or Gold transfer boxes with 3 random players in it.
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The year is 2040. 64 teams make the CFP. The entire SEC gets an autobid. The committee leaves out 12-1 JMU for 4-8 Purdue. You cant complain cause Flock owns everything. Notre Dame misses the playoffs and opts to not play in the Palantir Bowl sponsored by Kalshi. Life is good.
Why isn't Shohei Ohtani getting the Aaron Judge treatment?
Dude is batting .154 with 0 RBIs in the post season.
It is probably much cheaper to have a streaming platform with IP that is already owned than it is to make new content.
Nick doesn't really need to create new content, in their minds, because kids can just watch whatever is on paramount plus.
Just my guess.
Gamers today always talking about mechanics and balance.
Brother. In 06 it was just "you can't be USC"
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I just got chills thinking about Grizzly Wintergreen after this tweet
I might start chewing again. Too many of these young kids who are pretenders think these nicotine pouches are considered throwing actual lip luggage in. Fucking spare me you pussies. You haven't truly lived until you put a half can of Copenhagen wintergreen in your lower cheek pocket and felt that fiberglass shred your gums while the juice runs down the back of your throat causing a serious head buzz. They have no idea about how nails it feels to carry a spit cup around you picked up at a gas station and threw a napkin in it for good measure. Chewing long cut is hardcore porn. And at the same rate, America's past time. Which is also baseball. Packing an absolute piss missile and digging your fingers into that can? Few feelings that can replicate that and you're talking to a guy who lost his virginity at age 12 to my 37 year old social studies teacher in the back seat of her two door Pontiac SunFire. Yeah she took advantage of me. Still loved it. Just like I still love chew.
-Swish
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Did... did them NOT killing the tiger like they did Harambe put us back on the right timeline?
Kid Rock and Eminem are teaming up on a Christian album, despite being on opposite sides of the political aisle.
The longtime Detroit friends have known each other for nearly 40 years, and Kid Rock says they made a pact long ago to never let politics destroy their friendship.
Now, he's bringing Eminem into his new faith-based project, "Halfway 2 Jesus," hoping their unlikely collaboration sends a message to a divided country.
Kid Rock also reveals what inspired his renewed focus on faith and his plans to bring Christian revivals to stadiums.
Read more: foxnews.com/media/kid-rock-d…
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I know LSU talked about this in meetings and walk thrus like yeahhh we gone kill em with this one 😂
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It’s neither: this is a trick Alabama teaches their DBs after a play to occupy their hands so that they don’t accidentally punch an opponent in the face.
I am in a RIDICULOUS argument with my boys
When a DB does this are they doing the “seatbelt” or are they “putting the sword away”
Need to hear from you guys, thank you
#yup
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ESPN spent all week blasting the Saban Last Dance doc down Americas throat for you to lose to a third string running back named Peanut and you’re posting screenshots of missed calls? You used to be an empire.
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I think they’ve (rightfully) just expected to win vs US and have everything go their way in Tuscaloosa no matter what. And it didn’t happen so they’re devastated. Although we won the last matchup by a good margin.
Replying to @GeorgeFoster72
I've never seen Alabama fans behave like this. Have they been blind to the calls they were getting for the last 15 years?
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I’m glad I got to listen to Jason Kelce root for the eagles for 3 hours instead































