Unfortunately for the competition, haters, and frauds (the Venn diagram for whom is a perfect circle), im cookin. #GoDawgs #FlyTogether #Duuuval

Atlanta, GA
Joined October 2011
It would shock some of you to know how many times in my life I've fucked around and not found a single thing out. #ClownBlood #VillainSZN
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YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE THE POPTART BOWL
Final: BYU 28, Notre Dame 24.
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New sports betting strategy: place bets on players I'm playing against in fantasy football.
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I've been told by Alabama fans I can blame injuries, the refs and probably the universe for a loss.
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👋 CFB fans in Tuscaloosa, We saw what happened Saturday. The citizens of Fansville wanted to send a little something your way… Head to📍Rounders @ 1215 University Blvd, Tuscaloosa, AL 35401 tonight for some Dr Pepper on us (while supplies last)!
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What if we created a loot box system for the transfer portal. Teams can buy Bronze, Silver or Gold transfer boxes with 3 random players in it.
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The America you grew up in no longer exists
This generation will never how big a deal it was to see your team go to the Rose/Orange/Sugar/Fiesta Bowl was and that’s so fucking sad.
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Back to the Future The Mummy (1999) My Cousin Vinny
This is subjective but … Name three PERFECT movies. No argument. No explanation. Just three flicks you think are perfect. Here's mine: The Sandlot Inglourious Basterds My Cousin Vinny
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The year is 2040. 64 teams make the CFP. The entire SEC gets an autobid. The committee leaves out 12-1 JMU for 4-8 Purdue. You cant complain cause Flock owns everything. Notre Dame misses the playoffs and opts to not play in the Palantir Bowl sponsored by Kalshi. Life is good.
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Why isn't Shohei Ohtani getting the Aaron Judge treatment? Dude is batting .154 with 0 RBIs in the post season.
They are stunned in Dodger Stadium
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It is probably much cheaper to have a streaming platform with IP that is already owned than it is to make new content. Nick doesn't really need to create new content, in their minds, because kids can just watch whatever is on paramount plus. Just my guess.
Is there a reason for the complete death of kids media? Like growing up we had 3 juggernauts pumping out great shows. No wonder kids are addicted to slop, they have nothing else to watch
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Gamers today always talking about mechanics and balance. Brother. In 06 it was just "you can't be USC"
Reggie Bush in NCAA 06 😮‍💨🔥
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I just got chills thinking about Grizzly Wintergreen after this tweet
I might start chewing again. Too many of these young kids who are pretenders think these nicotine pouches are considered throwing actual lip luggage in. Fucking spare me you pussies. You haven't truly lived until you put a half can of Copenhagen wintergreen in your lower cheek pocket and felt that fiberglass shred your gums while the juice runs down the back of your throat causing a serious head buzz. They have no idea about how nails it feels to carry a spit cup around you picked up at a gas station and threw a napkin in it for good measure. Chewing long cut is hardcore porn. And at the same rate, America's past time. Which is also baseball. Packing an absolute piss missile and digging your fingers into that can? Few feelings that can replicate that and you're talking to a guy who lost his virginity at age 12 to my 37 year old social studies teacher in the back seat of her two door Pontiac SunFire. Yeah she took advantage of me. Still loved it. Just like I still love chew. -Swish
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Did... did them NOT killing the tiger like they did Harambe put us back on the right timeline?
Kid Rock and Eminem are teaming up on a Christian album, despite being on opposite sides of the political aisle. The longtime Detroit friends have known each other for nearly 40 years, and Kid Rock says they made a pact long ago to never let politics destroy their friendship. Now, he's bringing Eminem into his new faith-based project, "Halfway 2 Jesus," hoping their unlikely collaboration sends a message to a divided country. Kid Rock also reveals what inspired his renewed focus on faith and his plans to bring Christian revivals to stadiums. Read more: foxnews.com/media/kid-rock-d…
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I know LSU talked about this in meetings and walk thrus like yeahhh we gone kill em with this one 😂
Please don’t ever call this bullshit again
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It’s neither: this is a trick Alabama teaches their DBs after a play to occupy their hands so that they don’t accidentally punch an opponent in the face.
I am in a RIDICULOUS argument with my boys When a DB does this are they doing the “seatbelt” or are they “putting the sword away” Need to hear from you guys, thank you #yup
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Hate the man so bad paying him to stay off the Internet is a marketing expense. I haven't been hating to my full potential.
The Shuffle CEO watching Jack Doherty’s dumbass ACTUALLY write his signature on the contract:
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ESPN spent all week blasting the Saban Last Dance doc down Americas throat for you to lose to a third string running back named Peanut and you’re posting screenshots of missed calls? You used to be an empire.
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I think they’ve (rightfully) just expected to win vs US and have everything go their way in Tuscaloosa no matter what. And it didn’t happen so they’re devastated. Although we won the last matchup by a good margin.
Replying to @GeorgeFoster72
I've never seen Alabama fans behave like this. Have they been blind to the calls they were getting for the last 15 years?
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I’m glad I got to listen to Jason Kelce root for the eagles for 3 hours instead
The Brazilian call of Cam Little’s game-winning kick was absolutely electric ⚡️ (📹 @NFLBrasil)
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Georgia needs injuries & the refs to beat Alabama & they’re the only fan base dumb enough to think otherwise
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