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#Greensill @David_Cameron @matthewsgould #NHSX @NHSEngland Stench of corrupt #cronyism worse than the stink of dung from @OfficialZSL the Zoo 🐄 🥂 💰 10m could buy a lot of lunches 🤣
Was all lobbying by Cameron rejected? One example: Greensill secured deals with NHS trusts and DHSC payroll firm *after*: 1) drink with Hancock, who signalled support 2) email to Matthew Gould of NHSX, who passed on key request, 3) meeting with Harding, who made intros to trusts.
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Final #NHSX close down party #Leeds @Dirtymartiniuk 15 November @ 1800 …come + help prop up the bar. Special guests include @NHSEngland covax queue jumper. Just don’t ask about digital screening coz nothing was ever delivered. Free drinks too? 🐎 about too?
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Humbled to announce I’m the new @NHSEngland Chief Information Officer. Promise to take pointless selfies, deliver shitty speeches and make healthcare IT worse than before. If I really screw up, Salesforce will give me a job anyway. Here’s to an extra 30mins log in time 🐘🦍🐅
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Bit like the end of a 17yr secondment… when a has been CCIO finally left the building - it will be part of the digital nhs syllabus in years to come!
The PM has agreed to stand down. Interesting to see if he can remain as caretaker. What a fascinating 48 hours - it will be part of the syllabus in years to come!
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Stench of #corruption + #cronyism carries on #NHSX. Legacy of Sir Humphrey @NHSTransform @NHSCNIO want to explain how to jump from a fellow to a Band 9? Role went through establishment control did it? .@NHSEngland will there be a day when you end this bullshit? #Nothingtoseehere
You going to help those dozen fabulous start ups secure #NHS deals? Going to help any GPIT companies get more deals with the NHS? Does hiring a nhs CCIO count as an efficiency gain? Oh. #cronyism @NHSTransform @NHSDigital
Delighted to be here at @PUBLIC_Team listening to a dozen fabulous start-ups pitch brilliant ideas. Across the @NHS digital innovation will give us the efficiency gains we need. Thank you @awscloud for accelerating these companies
Top brass or dull aluminium jumping to private sector? Revolving door spinning very fast at Skipton House Hornets might have a feeding frenzy on some Eccles Cake. Will Sir Humphrey and chums set him up with a PUBLIC golden ticket. Accelerate some of those innovations? #cronyism
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This is what happens when a politician gives his chum a job as CEO in the #NHS. #greensill got support from the former NHSIT chief Gould aka Sir Humphrey. Poor judgment and back scratchy running of the NHS. How much do these people get paid to do nothing?
Sources close to Greensill stand by the false claim that Earnd helped "tens of thousands" of NHS staff. Not because they used it. But because it was made available to them. In the end, Cameron lobbied Hancock and Gould for a scheme whose primary beneficiary was Greensill's PR.
.@NHSTransform #nhsx what is it that’s been transformed on #cancer screening? Any differences in outcome? Was this just more vapourware from NHSX and Chief Si @handyhintfrom 🐎 any top tips for other hangers on in @NHSEngland? Can you deliver screening as fast getting your covax?
Want to know why senior roles in @NHSEngland go to chums then ask @HelenBullers 👇🏼 ask why #diversity is 💩 at top of #NHS Ask how many privileged white men got pay offs and parachuted into safe roles? Want a fixer to pave over #cronyism #bullying? How’s Paul? Good payoff too?
Replying to @nhsnwla
@nhsnwla @NHSLeadership Helen Bullers, Director of HR & OD for the People Directorate and Steve Hart, MD of NHS Leadership Academy take questions from staff in the newly formed People Directorate
Standing Order 7.4.6 of @NHSEngland so why has it taken until now to remove Sir Humphrey’s budgetary powers? How much £££ did he dish out? Did #Greensill get a any deals? Who else was propped up through #AppCock’s man on the inside? #cronyism #corruption #NHS
Another big role… that has yet to deliver anything more than ‘describing an approach’ With a circus of project managers and directors. What have they actually delivered? Spoiler alert: churning out RAG status reports and assurance docs don’t count as delivery #NHSX .@NHSDigital
Director of Screening Transformation - @NHSX Another big role. Improving our national screening offer with a modular approach on a new digital platform, is no small task. You’ll need PH skills, PM skills at a senior level and real leadership ability. jobs.nhs.uk/xi/vacancy/?vac_…
.@NHSEngland and it’s Comms team is really full of 💩 today Sir Humphrey aka @matthewsgould is supposedly still national director of IT in the #NHS. A place where he has no contract, no authority and no budget …if it looks like #bullshit it probably smells like it too #cronyism
.@AmandaPritchard .@NHSEngland interesting that your mentee’s secondment came to an end. What was it like being the mentor? You can add it to your #wiki page. Mentor of Eccles cake. Oh BTW how’s the battle on #racism #nepotism #misogyny going? Managed to have a clear out lately?
In case you missed the big story earlier - 🚨 Simon Eccles is to step down as NHS England and Improvement's CCIO 🚨 Full story 👉 ow.ly/FMeF50IHy9v
In case you missed the big story earlier - 🚨 Simon Eccles is to step down as NHS England and Improvement's CCIO 🚨 Full story 👉 ow.ly/FMeF50IHy9v
Are all the #nhsx hangers on going to go too? Does anyone want to tell them that nhsx no longer exists? Sir Humphrey are you taking your merry band of followers with you? Back to MooMoo land?
For a guy that went through zero recruitment process in #NHS… not sure how a contract lapses when no one other than MooMoo wanted him a role anyway. Does anyone know what Sir Humphrey has done other than organise lunch with Cameron about #Greensill? 🤡 Bye bye Sir Humphrey
Matti .@NHSX isnt this strange? Your .@DHSCgovuk .@MattHancock remit letter had different dates to .@NHSEngland contract. #suspect. Letter /contract not signed by Simo Stevens. Tut Wot did X deliver? Why ‘share it with .@didoharding’? #coverup Thanx .@Deloitte +Alessandro🤓
Replying to @NhsXpose
I have as well as many others. I won't hide behind what I've said - bringing it all together should make things far better and most are saying the same.
.@matthewsgould where are you being posted off to? Back to .@DHSCgovuk? Will your chums look after you? Line you up for another gig. Board and leadership of .@NHSEngland will miss the hollow words and empty promises. What is the legacy of .@NHSEngland very own Sir Humphrey?