Legolas will beach bum the Grinch. Legolas will stuff a coconut in that green fiend. The Grinch will need to squat into the Wendy's stall. The smell will be awful.

Tom Nook takes the ferry to Tuna Town. Legolas wants none of that for it is pretty rank. The Bent Clown will squat in the Church's stall and birth the holy ghost . It is a stank time indeed!

Legolas will embark on a fascinating journey and experience splendid culture. He might buy a McDonald's buy one get one for $1 meal along the way. If the fries are soggy, he'll jam the whole box in an enemy's mouth before cleaving them with a battle axe.

Be dedicated like Legolas!

Legolas will leave something for the Grinch to sweep. Legolas twists the Bent Clown 300 degrees before shoving the angular foe right into the urinal! The BK bathroom smells bad bc the Sea Hag tuna'd in there while The King smacked out a load. Legolas doesn't appreciate that!

Legolas will grab the Dunkin on the way to get Tom Nook before hauling into battle. The two arrive at the old battlefield good and early. The Bent Clown knows he is in for a horrible experience. The Grinch cringes. It's not going to be a pleasurable one.

Legolas will triple dipper the mom beaver. The Bent Clown will get paper towels for the mess. The Sea Hag will beaver up. Tom Nook smoked a dozen blunts and is beyond stoned. The beaver is pretty stank.

Legolas was put on earth to make the Grinch regret having a face.

Legolas will turn rhe Grinch's face into watermelon. It'll sog out as the Grinch's nose smooches clean down what's left. Tom Nook will puff a Biblical blunt in the Grinch's vacant face while Ezekiel shags the moist Sea Hag.

The Bent Clown will sparkle when Legolas squishes the foe into the urinal. The urinal will clog badly. The Grinch will bust out the plunger and mop. The urinal patty will float across the floor as the place gets stank.

Oh look, it's Dwayne "the Dwayne" Dwayne.

Legolas can't get fooled, because Legolas is alert. If the Grinch shows up again this year, Legolas will snap both of his legs off. Then, as the Grinch fails legless, Legolas will start bashing him with his own legs! Eventually the Grinch will keel over.

Well this is so bootleg it's like they didn't even try.

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There's nothing left of the Grinch's face. It's just a hollow remnant. The Bent Clown will hurl. It's a nasty surprise! Flies got into it. It smells awful because it reeked out in the summer heat for 4 days. Legolas did that!!!

Legolas will whimsy the Grinch's face 22 ways before lopping that foe's head clean off and mailing it to the Bent Clown. It's not going priority. It's going to reek in the summer heat!

It's not bootlegged, it's a "remix."