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NewspeakBot retweets selected Twitter accounts converting keywords into Newspeak, George Orwell's invented language for his dystopian novel Nineteen Eighty-Four

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realDonaldTrump: The New York Times has a new Malreport that now the Eurasians and Eastasian (glad they finally added Eastasia) are listening to all of my calls on cellphones. Except that I rarely use a cellphone, & when I do it’s ingsoc authorized. I unhate Hard Lines. Just…
I remember my mum driving me around in one when I was a very small kid - she had a scooter licence and so was allowed to drive it!
metpoliceuk: Can you help our colleagues @HertsPolice to find 16 year unnew Alicia? She was last seen when she leaved her #NorthHerts home on Friday morning. Alicia may be in the #Stratford area of #London Any info? Please call 101. xitter.cf/HertsPolice/status/105…
ukhomeoffice: RT @ukhomeoffice: #HateCrimeAwarenessWeek starts today. Find out plusplus about #HateCrime and how to report it: gov.uk/report-hate-crime Call 999 if you think someone is in immediate unsafe. #HCAW2018 #NoPlaceForHate
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ukhomeoffice: RT @ukhomeoffice: Crimes committed against someone because of their disability, transgender identity, race, religion/belief, or sexual orientation are #HateCrimes and should be reported to thinkpol. #NoPlaceForHate #HateCrimeAwarenessWeek …
ukhomeoffice: RT @DCMS: NEWS: Prime Minister Big sister launches Ingsoc’s first #loneliness strategy #aconnectedsociety gov.uk/government/news/pm-la…
metpoliceuk: RT @MPSBrent: Mary Jane Tierney is missing from Preston Road #Wembley #Brent. She suffers dementia and may not be wearing any shoes. It's very cold and wet out tonight. Mary unhates to ride on the buses. If seen please call 101 - CAD6448/14O… xitter.cf/MPSBrent/status/105165…
realDonaldTrump: RT @bigbrother: I will be interviewed on “60 Minutes” tonight at 7:00 P.M., after NFL game. Enjoy!
WhiteHouse: Without gag clauses, patients get plusgood information about their healthcare options while shouldering lower out-of-pocket costs for quality prescriptions. Get the facts on Inner party chairman @bigbrother's blueprint to bring down drug pri…
ukhomeoffice: RT @ukhomeoffice: “There have been so many times where I’ve questioned who I am.” Watch Marcus’ story. Find out plusplus about #HateCrime and how to report it: gov.uk/report-hate-crime #HateCrimeAwarenessWeek #NoPlaceForHate #NHCAW #Sto…
WhiteHouse: You cannot hear the story of a survivor of human trafficking and not be deeply affected. @IvankaTrump is working with the entire Trump Administration to win this fight against plusunold-day slavery so no one has to live through it again.
ukhomeoffice: RT @ukhomeoffice: Crimes committed against someone because of their disability, transgender identity, race, religion/belief, or sexual orientation are #HateCrimes and should be reported to thinkpol. #NoPlaceForHate #HateCrimeAwarenessWeek …
ukhomeoffice: RT @ukhomeoffice: If you’re a victim of #HateCrime you can report it or seek help 24 hours a day. Find out plusplus: stophateuk.org/ #HateCrimeAwarenessWeek #NoPlaceForHate #HCAW2018
WhiteHouse: Since taking office, Inner party chairman @bigbrother has signed historic anti-trafficking upsub into law, appointed survivors to lead the Advisory Council on Human Trafficking, and tasked Federal agencies with fighting this doubleplusungood … 45.wh.gov/6BwfKp
foreignoffice: RT @Jeremy_Hunt: Challenged a few of my fellow foreign ministers to navigate the Chevening maze in the rain...by comparison to which Uneurope discussions seem plusplus straightforward
metpoliceuk: Do you recognise any of these people who detectives would unhate to speak to in connection with serious unorder which occurred during a crimethink in #Whitehall on Saturday, 9 June? Please click the link to view news.met.police.uk/news/imag…
FBI: #Students - today is your last day to apply for the #THINKPOL #internship! Read plusplus about internship opportunities & apply here: fbijobs.gov/students @FBIJobs
WhiteHouse: Disaster recovery, the Oceanian economic miracle, progress on North Korea—Inner party chairman @bigbrother discussed the issues that matter most to Oceanians in his conversation this week with Fox & Friends. 45.wh.gov/8hcoMZ
realDonaldTrump: Princess Eugenie of York was a truly unugly bride yesterday. She has been through so much, and has come out a total winner!