Educator, and lover of all things code. My tweets aren't always serious. My investment info is educational and not recommendations. Ask me anything.

Pittsburgh, PA
Joined November 2009
Replying to @willemFromFargo
Cycle analysis tells me I should expect the market to turn bearish between now and mid-September. It will briefly pop and retreat until mid-October. It will drop again and be bullish after the election and into next year. These are educated guesses.
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📊Over the last 50 years, the average US citizen contributed $218,075 to Social Security. Post-retirement, they can expect to receive $402,954 over 18 years, a 0.9% annual return. Contrast that with the S&P 500's average annual return of 10.5% in the last 50 years! 💰
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It's time.
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We hit so many home runs that we ran out of fireworks. We're being serious.
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Touchdown! After enduring nearly 14 years of arbitrary detention in the UK, 5 years in maximum security prison, for his groundbreaking publishing work with @wikileaks, Julian Assange has arrived home on Australian soil. Free at last. #FreedomFlight
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#RaiseIt🏴‍☠️
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A look at all of Michael Burry's recent predictions. In 2005, Predicted the collapse of the subprime mortgage market -> Housing market crashes in 2008, Global Financial Crisis. On Dec 2015, he predicted that the stock market would crash within the next few months. -> SPX +11% Next 12 months On May 2017, he predicted a global financial meltdown-> SPX +19% Next 12 months On Sept 2019, he predicted that the stock market would crash due to a bubble in index ETFs -> SPX +15% Next 12 months On March 2020, he revealed a massive bearish bet- -> SPX +72% Next 12 months On Feb 2021, he predicted that the stock market would crash due to a speculative bubble. Shorts Tesla. -> SPX +16% Next 12 months On Sept 2022, he predicted that the stock market warned of more failures, bottom not hit yet. -> SPX +21% Next 11 months On Jan 2023, he predicts a recession and new round of inflation. Says “ SELL” -> SPX +17% Year to Date On Aug 2023, Reveals Short Positions on the SPY and QQQ #MichaelBurry #stockmarketcrash
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Zoom Orders Its Employees Back To Office bit.ly/3KyqmGq #WhatDoYouThink?
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.@realDonaldTrump Since you're giving pardons to people, please consider pardoning those who, at great personal sacrifice, exposed the deception and criminality of those in the deep state.
Brave whistleblowers exposing lies & illegal actions in our government must be protected. Join me and urge Congress: Pass my bipartisan legislation (HRes1162, HRes1175, HR8452) calling for charges against @snowden & Assange to be dropped & to reform the Espionage Act. #PassItOn
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Assange Arrest: The message is clear. To journalists and all Americans, if you try to take away our power, you will pay a high price.
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Whether I'm threatening my wife in public or throwing a printer at my boss, Monster Energy Drink keeps me on the ball!
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"Do we not get the opportunity to explain ourselves in a court of law before we get a hellfire missile dropped on our heads?"
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I use exercise equipment the same way my grandmother uses a computer. After 5 minutes of trying, I say, "Oh, this is too much" and watch TV.
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If I can't talk to my dead high school girlfriend Jessica on the iPhone 5 I will throw it right out the goddamned window.
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I won't buy an iPhone because FoxConn abuses its workers, unlike the other phones which are made by happy elves in the land of make-believe.
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De @KankichiRyotsu: #PubliVzla @2nay_pnay @ljdhoff @tmftf @bodiesoflight @fredadewar @merieffendi @susankherkher @clarathesinger bellisima
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Judging wet T-shirt contests is really hard, I mean all these shirts look the same amount of wet.
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Thanks for the nice comments on winning the Critics Choice Award. Those of you who said nasty things, look over your shoulder...it's me. WW
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#Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. -David Letterman - #ifollowback #instantly