Neverest Shapiro

Okay cool… but which one of us got the opportunity to uproot their life to sleep on the ground in NYC to make $75/year ?

Empire coaches dangling my $75/season ‘salary’ while jobless in NYC.

Man, I was willing to make concessions in terms of basically all human rights when I voted MAGA but now that my dad (penis doctor) has a less strong investment portfolio… I just don’t know…

Need poon tang. Happy thansgivin to. Keep hustling

She Chapell my Roan til I Madonalld

Yea we probably don’t deserve to be on ESPN after all

I stay looking like Casey Frey

Having fun with the job I definitely still have! My rent is here too just out of frame.

Thinkn bout hooking up w chicks fr

Loved this dude in The Bear (dads account)

call me ‘livin at my parents house’ the way I BE Next door to their room

Feeling down 🥺 reply below with the following: Something you like about me 🎸 Something you like about my game 🏅 Something attractive about me 🙈

🎶The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night ass ass ass night 🎶 Bars.

Block? Strip? Who cares? My dad probably makes wayy more money than both of those guys.

Ahah you can't spell for shit but I agree! I fucked up my ankle on turf last week

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Happy to announce I'll be running @being_ulti next week!

Supreme Court rules 6-3 I get to play this weekend BITCHES

Frisbee player 🥏 Old soul 🦁 Young spirit🐣 Single 😏 Living in my parents house ✅ Not necessarily in that order 😝