A Crocodile. An imp. A beast. The Dark One. But, if you wish to make a deal, the name you need is Rumplestiltskin. Claimed by @UJabberTooMuch #OUATRP 21 #Parody
Squatting in my Human Suit
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At my shop, family comes first, and money comes second...depending on who you ask. But the best part: You never know what's gonna come through that door.
I’m Mr. Gold and this is "Pawn Stars”.
On the rare occasions when the pirate walks in.
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my husband with tears in my eyes and a smile so wide even Cheshi would be jealous.
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everything that's needed in the first moments, but I'm so impatient...
Finally, the nurse puts a bundle into my arms, our son... and another into Oleander's, our daughter... and my whole world settles... Us, holding our children. I stare down at him in wonder then look up to +
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glad I cannot break him.
Until finally, I hear a wail of a newborn babe and I heart leaps, and still I push, until a second cry joins the first.
I collapse back on the bed, my eyes watching everything, searching for our babies. I know they are moving as fast as they can to do +
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My breath is getting more strained as I look up to see @empath_dare being directed to me by a member of the staff.
The next couple hours pass in a blur for me. Waves of pain, short lulls between the contractions, pushing.... squeezing Oleander's hand so tight I'm very very +
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My smirk at his words is replaced with a wince and I bend over slightly as a harsher pain starts. "Do me a favor and make sure I don't end up hurting anyone... dragon... and pain... and humans are fragile. And call mama and dad. Well, get dad to get mama. He'll keep her calm." +
Happy birthday to my lovely @UJabberTooMuch. Soulmate and mother of my children.
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I really don’t think that’ll be necessary. He seemed concerned for me. I think I might well be your adopted granddaughter soon enough. *cracks a smile, relaxing into the couch. It’s at that moment that the cat climbs into my lap, curling into a ball there. I let my fingers—
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that he lets other people do most of the boring work, so I managed to get a lease signed without ever having to interact with him. I can't see much of a reason for him to concern himself with me, particularly as I didn't use the Jones or Mills name on the paperwork, so --
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*I know enough from my family and Peter not to want to get overly involved with Rumplestiltskin, but he owns nearly everything in town that Regina doesn't, so there aren't many options when it comes to apartments. The good thing is, I also know from my work in the mayor's office-
*When I’d heard that someone by the name of @NeverABastard had an interest in one of my properties, I gave the signal to my man to allow her to sign the appropriate paperwork. There aren’t a lot of Imogens in town. Especially not any who would want to find new lodgings… My-
curiosity is peaked. So, naturally I have to investigate. I make sure to clear my schedule so that I can be the one to personally hand over the keys of the apartment to this @NeverABastard*