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Never Sad

@NeverSad

Jed & Nehemiah – we're Never Sad®

 New York, NY
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Joined February 2017
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most imitated, WEBBY nominated, hotel accommodated, cheerleader prom dated!!!! VOTE 4 "D.E. EYE EXAM" @TheWebbyAwards vote.webbyawards.com/PublicV…
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so @conner_omalley is definitely gonna play the United Healthcare shooter on SNL right
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NYC Psychonauts: See you tonight! 7pm caveat. Come if you like psychedelics, AI, comedy or just being dry. Hoping comedy can help in this week from hell. They say laughter is the best medicine. I think it’s a close tie w psychedelics. Also penicillin. caveat.nyc/events/drug-test-…
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Let's hope the @sagaftra strike goes well, or our article will become a reality!
The New Yorker Humor (@newyorkerhumor) profile pictureThe New Yorker Humor
@newyorkerhumor24 Jul 2023
“Morning Commuter Heading to Soul-Crushing Job in Midtown” and “Cousin of Main Character in Framed Photos” are some roles you might be performing as a digitally scanned background actor. nyer.cm/PJWbsqu
Roles That You, a Digitally Scanned Background Actor, Will Soon Be Performing

Roles That You, a Digitally Scanned Background Actor, Will Soon Be Performing

Enthusiastic DeSantis Supporter: Naturally, we’re licensing out our deepfake tech to politicians, too.

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Performing @pianofight Feb 3 & 4! #neversad #neversadwithfriends #sanfrancisco #sfsketchfest #sfsketchfest2023 @SFSketchfest
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“We automatically rebooked you on the ‘next available flight,’ a loose term that covers any flight we choose at random by throwing darts at an old map.” nyer.cm/gZFrZpp
Update: Your Flight Has Been Cancelled

Update: Your Flight Has Been Cancelled

We automatically rebooked you on the “next available flight,” a loose term that covers any flight we choose at random.

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In @newyorkerhumor, we cordially subpoena you to the January 6th Holiday Party! Attend and maybe Barbara will even █​█​█​█​█​█​█​█​█​█​█​█ off the chandelier again! newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…

You’re Subpoenaed to the January 6th Committee Holiday Party

To the disappointment of many, there will be no “Secret Santa” gift exchanges because the committee demands openness and accountability.

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Party festivities will include Pin the Subpoena on the Donkey, Two Truths and a Third Truth Because You’re Under Oath, and Would You Rather (Coöperate or Be Indicted). nyer.cm/9qstMOC

You’re Subpoenaed to the January 6th Committee Holiday Party

To the disappointment of many, there will be no “Secret Santa” gift exchanges because the committee demands openness and accountability.

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In @tnyshouts: From Wells Fargo, regarding closing the accounts we secretly opened for you, without your knowledge. nyer.cm/N4DvyIK
From: Wells Fargo, Re: Closing the Accounts We Secretly Opened for You

From: Wells Fargo, Re: Closing the Accounts We Secretly Opened for You

We're sorry that you've opted to close the top-secret, unauthorized bank accounts and credit card that we opened for you without your knowledge or consent.

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#streetphotography #streetphotographer #art #nyc #neversad
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Take a peek! Thanks Vulture
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Vulture (@vulture) profile pictureVulture@vulture30 Sep 2022
Rounding up our favorite funny videos of the month vult.re/3E8037F
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cannot WAIT to be banned from this 🥵
Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) profile pictureRon Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski30 Sep 2022
The new conservative dating app funded by Peter Thiel called, ‘The Right Stuff’ has now launched, and women describe what they are looking for in a man: “I like the Alpha-Male vibe.”
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IndieCade@IndieCade7 Sep 2022
Blacks & Whites: 50th Anniversary Edition by @neversad is a tabletop game about privilege and racial inequity in real estate and American society – essentially Monopoly with institutionalized inequality. blacksandwhitesgame.com/
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The more friends you bring to MoviePass, the higher your rank becomes. The higher your rank, the more money in your wallet. Make your MoviePass work for you by making your friends work for MoviePass. Or else. newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…
New Features Coming to MoviePass Because We’re Screwed

New Features Coming to MoviePass Because We’re Screwed

E-ZPassPass: Give us, like, two dollars, and we’ll pay for all of your tolls.

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“We automatically rebooked you on the ‘next available flight,’ a loose term that covers any flight we choose at random by throwing darts at an old map.” nyer.cm/8jQQ6HM
Update: Your Flight Has Been Cancelled

Update: Your Flight Has Been Cancelled

We automatically rebooked you on the “next available flight,” a loose term that covers any flight we choose at random.

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Moonlighting as airline customer support for @newyorkerhumor @NewYorker!
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@newyorkerhumor2 Aug 2022
“We famously apologize for any inconvenience.” An e-mail from the airline. nyer.cm/RUeHXTp
Update: Your Flight Has Been Cancelled

Update: Your Flight Has Been Cancelled

We automatically rebooked you on the “next available flight,” a loose term that covers any flight we choose at random.

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Seriously pleased to announce that Blacks & Whites: 50th Anniversary Edition won the Gold Medal at the 2022 International Serious Play Awards! #seriousplayucf2022 seriousplayconf.com/june-28-… For a limited time– free shipping on all new orders using the code SERIOUSPLAY at checkout!
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Abby Barr@1AbbyRoad31 May 2022
my extremely wonderful/funny proposal was written up in Vulture, thank you @LKellyClyne, @gr8h8m_t3chl3r and @NeverSad 🥹
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Vulture (@vulture) profile pictureVulture@vulture31 May 2022
Rounding up our favorite funny videos of the month vult.re/3t6ONSP
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