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just trying to be a decent human (she/her)

Joined April 2009
Sad to see David Lynch has died, despite the fact that he is responsible for the most terrifying moment of TV I have ever witnessed (and the greatest TV series of all time).
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Replying to @BSmithBenS
I mean, no one ever suggested that the jabs provided people with immortality, did they?
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Replying to @helholds
I thought it might be a jolly "what if?" wheeze to read it but now regretting a bit. Might listen to Scissor Sisters while I'm doing it, just to balance the mood...
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Replying to @helholds
Even then there's no Ana Matronic. Still, better than me sitting in Costa having a toastie and reading about America electing a Nazi to be President...
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Suddenly seems like a totally reasonable plot point.
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Any other British people of a certain age have a very specific reaction to Jeffrey Epstein's friend Donald Trump using the slogan #TrumpWillFixIt ?
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Replying to @TheFigen_
Ah, the allure and healing power of the Purple Turtle in Reading is not to be underestimated
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Replying to @johnredwood
It's giving fiscal realism
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Replying to @VeryBadLlama
Imagine you started life on the streets of Romania and were rescued and sent to a lovely English home, where you are fed your favourite foods and get to sleep on a super king bed, but sometimes someone has to make the bed before 11am and so you are INCANDESCENT
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I'm living in some sort of alternate reality aren't I? Can everyone else see stuff like this? Are chemtrails actually spraying hallucinogenics?
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Replying to @KerriLynnReed13
I was in South Africa, near the penguin colony at Boulders Beach and sat down on a rock to have a snack. I turned around and this small penguin was advancing towards me with an angry glint in his eye so I hot footed it out of there.
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I was so enraged I forgot to attach the pamphlet
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Anyone know a divorce lawyer? My husband just misgendered Moo Deng.
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Get someone who looks at you the way my dog looks at sausage rolls...
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Listening to @IfBooksPod with @rottenindenmark and all the comments about "kids get participation trophies now". Just to say that this was my late Uncle's certificate that he was awarded by his bog standard English state school in 1956. He was 8 or something.
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