Am I ma bed, kinda drunk but am glad av only a Staffie laid nxt to me. Bra werears r coockoo. Af yir heeds, evry fckn wan o yiz. Mwah. Sx

Up n the mornin is the game. What delights await me today? A can only make the best o what's ahead or jst get drunk. Thank fck 4 Tennents