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Data @Yahoo formerly TV Analytics for Max and Paramount+. Covering streaming at @streaminggrad going from politics to TV to pop-culture & back to human rights.

Joined July 2015
We have more gang houses that you need to destroy for us. This is how you weaken them. Destroy their palaces; they’ve been fearless for years bring the fear right to their doorsteps.
Nou kenbe pwomès nou… Nou detwi kay Lanmò San Jou ak katye jeneral gang 400 Mawozo a. Pifò ladan yo kouri ale san yo pa menm eseye goumen. Ala lach yo lach! 🥲
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Replying to @USEmbassyHaiti
@USEmbassyHaiti Si nou gen pwoblèm ak operasyon yo 🇸🇻 femen anbasad nou an epi al fe wout nou.
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No shade, but I don’t wanna hear from no NGOs about what’s going on in Haiti.
Amnesty urges El Salvador to disclose terms of Haiti troop deployment ➡️ go.france24.com/bw7F
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Running away like cockroaches
Nou kenbe pwomès nou… Nou detwi kay Lanmò San Jou ak katye jeneral gang 400 Mawozo a. Pifò ladan yo kouri ale san yo pa menm eseye goumen. Ala lach yo lach! 🥲
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If I were the two founders, I’d be mad - A community note under my sponsored post shedding light on my lack of experience - less than 100k views - 90% negative social sentiment Give me a refund mama 😭
Two former investment bankers just created an AI investing agent that connects to your brokerage accounts, explains why your portfolio moved, and texts you when something needs attention.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
According to his LinkedIn profile, Martin Pestana was an investment banker for only three months, from June 2026 to August 2026. His co-founder, Akshat Mittal, was not even an investment banker, but a "qualitative research intern," over the same period. linkedin.com/in/martin-pest… linkedin.com/in/mittal-aksh…
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“Gizelle’s got to think more and talk less,” all while sitting next to the person whose fraud trial starts in 90 days😭✌🏾
How Wendy Osefo actually received Gizelle Bryant's comments #WWHL #RHOP
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Things that were not on our bingo card for 2026 🙃
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I’ve had beef with Hakeem for 8 years, ever since his office gave us the runaround when we needed his help reaching out to the Postmaster to locate my husband’s EAD card, which USCIS and USPS had lost in transit. It was a republican senator who helped us! Hate to see it!
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All his office had to do was send the Posmaster an email! Then he had the nerves to put my email in his distro list to help him raise campaign funds!
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And the effort will be led by me. It is me. I’m the weapons formed against Hakeem
There’s an effort underway to erode black political power in this country by blocking the election of the first-ever African American Speaker of the House.
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The news about Jensen Huang just broke and within a few hours big accounts are urging us to forgive and forget. No serious person gives a shit that he cheated on his wife. That’s a private family matter. What people do give a shit about is that he may have compromised America's long term interests for a suspected Chinese intelligence asset, all due to his poor judgment and abysmal cogsec. In previous eras he would be facing penalties considered barbaric today. If the tables were turned and a suspected American spy got involved with a Chinese CEO, you would have never heard from him again. He deserves all the scrutiny and then some.
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Shaun can “guess” Jensen’s intentions. Congress, law enforcement, the intelligence community, and if necessary, a jury of his peers should make their own decisions based on facts and evidence.
1) Jensen is one of the greatest entrepreneurs of this generation 2) he did something incredibly dumb 3) it was bad for America 4) but my guess is there was no bad intention 5) two mistakes don’t make a right, and I believe Jensen is irreplaceable for America’s AI leadership
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No shade, but what can we, the government or the shareholders, do with good intentions?😭
1) Jensen is one of the greatest entrepreneurs of this generation 2) he did something incredibly dumb 3) it was bad for America 4) but my guess is there was no bad intention 5) two mistakes don’t make a right, and I believe Jensen is irreplaceable for America’s AI leadership
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bertha and enid running into each other at the met #thegildedage
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A better way of protecting the cast would have been not to cast people like Rob. Or to cut the cameras when members are being harassed. Or to seperate cast members & ensure they don’t go home with an aggressive drunkard.
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The concept of getting a corporate memo from my dad (alongside all of my colleagues) to hear about his infidelity.
Jensen Huang Apologized to Nvidia for His Infidelity. His Kids Are On Staff. From and @RWhelanWSJ in @WSJ: wsj.com/tech/ai/jensen-huang…
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The leather jacket had Jensen Huang moving around like he was Tupac
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these billionaires can't find a non-Chinese spy to sleep with?
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Our 401k is really tied to trusting 7 random men not to fuck foreign spies
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CEOs really will fuck their way into a financial crisis
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