passenger of the pawberry shortbus. smoked weed for 3 years and played Geometry Dash for 8 and now i have a girlfriend and increasingly bizarre proclivities.

Hell, of course
Joined May 2025
t4t? nah bitch im 4t4 it’s time for a midlife crisis
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y’all will do this and smoke regularly… now there’s caca in the bloodstream… micro doodoo particles in the brain… thats why yall be listening to tate mcrae
Sucking dick after it’s been in you
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transgender flag but green for people who are transgender but green
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Haven’t had play since pingas
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when anime girls does this is cute, but when i do it im retarded and chopped. society.
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that’s it bro i’m casting spells on your fаggot ass
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“Please Stupidpenis my X” is a life-saver! Shortcuts is pretty flexible on iOS
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Happy Birthday to our line cook, Chucky Dinkles! Chucky is a former child and has overcame so much to hold a job at Celina 52. Chucky didn't learn to breathe on his own until he was 12, and was illiterate until recently. His hobbies include food. We let him cook himself a free chicken tender for his birthday.
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Our long-time Cashier Margie had to be put down this morning after a 6-month investigation found that her high score in our Pac-Man Arcade occurred while she was on the clock and not on lunch break as initially thought. After clearing her High Score, we allowed her one last moment with the machine before ending her life.
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im dumb as fuck and gay as rocks bro
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okay so about that
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How programmers see the world
How programmers see the world
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Why is every single bra in the store 34B. No one is 34B
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i am not fronting when i say i could be the #1 o-prime delta fan
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his name is rigby and my little cousin called him “frisbee.” i think i like that almost as much
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damn fry Damn fry’s
Uncomfortably personal sexual anecdotes aren't available, what are you quoting on this tweet?
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