Professionally unserious 🐒

Joined September 2024
When he says i'm a gold digger but i also want diamonds
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Therapist after hearing my story
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Twitter needs to stop doing this to me 😭😭😭
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*Let's watch a movie* Me halfway through a movie:
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Everyone meet the cutest little Bappa i crocheted ✨🪷
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Me trying to stay calm after accidentally printing all 69 pages instead of page 69
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Nobody UPI apps in my phone after the tax implementation :-
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My father is hospitalized at Fortis Hospital with a brain hemorrhage, and @CareInsuranceIN has been delaying his claim day after day for 5 DAYS, impacting his timely treatment. At such an unimaginably painful time for our family, having health insurance that puts us through…
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Me when my man makes a joke but I haven't eaten all day
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Mahamanav modi ji ka bhi sahi hai yaar 😭😭
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The plan is to travel the world and kiss the same man for the rest of my life 💕
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*This job is driving me crazy* Me at work:
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"My phone is so dry" me when someone calls instead of texting
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Me waiting for my man to finish his phone call so I can fall asleep in his arms
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Me when my man laughs hard at someone else's joke
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When I catch myself being nice to my friend but then I remember our friendship is based on insults
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How we describe that our favourite person who never loved us back
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Me at my job looking for another job putting 'Loyalty' as my greatest quality
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