So much Hecklin', so little time.

Joined April 2022
Arg, I came up with the perfect reply after I scrolled passed the post and now I can't find it!
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Slowest Uber ever...
Brazilian man left his car window open overnight. The following morning he found a sloth hanging from the steering wheel.
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Support your local farmer... he's saving the planet
“Lab grown meat up to 25 times more costly for environment than beef.”
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Just didn't see him in the script. If they hung out would it be a blind date? Not to worry Andrew swung by later to just stick around.
Charlie Cox wanted to hang with friend Andrew Garfield during SPIDER-MAN NO WAY HOME. "I texted: ‘We are in the same movie.’ He’s like: ‘I don’t think so, dude. I’m doing Spider Man.’ I was like: ‘Yeah, so am I.’ He replied: ‘You’re not in my script.'" variety.com/2025/film/news/c…
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I nominate @realswtheory
Favreau? Filoni? Feige? Here's what insiders are saying about who will — and should — become Disney's new #StarWars emperor when Kathleen Kennedy retires: "There is no credible alternative" bit.ly/4icqObQ
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"Donut give up dad, you always figure it out in a Crunch."
Dad joke of the day: “Dad, how are you going to sneak candy into the theater?” “Don’t worry. I have a few Twix up my sleeve.
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Wuhan lab researchers are like...
BREAKING: A new coronavirus with the ability to spread to humans similar to the Covid-19 pandemic has been discovered in China, per researchers at Wuhan Institute of Virology and Newsweek.
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mustache vs. hair jell
BREAKING: Notorious 'War Hawk' John Bolton says Trump is a "f*cking moron" and a "useful idiot" Does anyone care what this POS has to say?
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clone-pletely hilarious...
Dad joke of the day: “Dad, my teacher was telling us about cloning today, but I don’t think I understand it.” “That makes two of us.”
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Might be the only thing to save Doctor Who...
Would you watch Bruce Campbell as The Doctor. (Dr. Who)
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