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Connoisseur of secrets and conspiracies / Superpower: Pissing off Sherlock / Ships people he knows

Joined December 2018
If Jim Moriarty REALLY is just a part of my imagination.... *thinks extra hard about adding a pumpkin on his head to make him look ridiculous*
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WHAT IF Dr. Watson's blog just tells us that Holmes can do these deductions by himself? What if he just does the detective work oldschool and like everyone else? But nobody wants to read deductions of the slow kind.
*wakes up, completely covered in newspaper, string and other pictures* Oh! Did I miss something? Like days? Back to business! Conspiracies don't uncover themselves....or do they?
It is ALL connected! I can feel it! *conspiracy intensifies*
WHAT IF Mycroft's "hobby" of working out to lose weight is just a way to make place in his body for that enormous ego of his?
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WHAT IF Lestrade never was a part of the police? He would come to "work" every day. And if someone would ask him about anything he would answer that it was "not his division".
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*sits himself into a corner to shed a single tear*
*concentrates REEEEAAAAALLY hard on disrupting Sherlock's thoughts*
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Hey! I know you're just in my imagination but that was mean!
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WHAT IF tea time is just meant for us to take our mind altering medication on time?
*dances through his flat, waving red string around to connect the dots on several boards across all four walls*
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WHAT IF Moriarty is just a manifestation of our most hidden, dark desires?
Hmmm....looking for a new face... Maybe there's an app for it...
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//I heard SO F***ING MUCH about this and I wanna see the reunion game from the first row! I even sacrificed one of my babies for this.
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