LarryvilleLite (Jason Keezer) (@NerdPun) header
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Lawrence, KS
Joined August 2009
I bet in film school they go out to the quad and search for obscure details about their favorite movies. A real Easter egg hunt.
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Prepare for the windiest Final Friday you can imagine, Lawrence! #artblows
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I've been impressed with @lawrenceks as they have maintained an ongoing dedication to the lightscape of downtown. They parlayed the holiday lights into Valentine's, The KC Football Team and now St. Patrick's Day. I can't wait to see what they do for Arbor Day!
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Spotted one of them spy balloons poking around our local baked goods. At The Cellar Door in Lawrence.
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Ducks sound like old men laughing at their own jokes. #hotducktakes
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Spring forward, fall smack. instagram.com/keezograms
I don't care what time it is, I'M HUNGRY!
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Get yourself a state representative who wails on the theramin to spookify the district on Halloween! #VoteForBoog #theramin #obscureinstruments
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And be sure to stop by the @ravenbookstore, @WonderFair or @ChopsComics to grab your locally produced Zine and coloring book: "Field Guide to North American Zombies" for only 5 bucks! It's a ridiculous thing I made and that I want you to enjoy! #zine #zombies
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! 🧟 We’re excited to see everyone at the 15th Annual Lawrence Zombie Walk this evening! As always, it's FREE & ALL AGES. We will be accepting donations for Lawrence Humane Society and will have adoptable kittens stopping by to say hello 🐱
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Looks like we're moving into "low tire pressure" season.
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I'm going to make a bunch of money by waiting in line for Ren Fest Turkey Legs™ and reselling them to the back of the line at a significant markup. I'll call it Turketmaster.
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I don't know who handles the scheduling for the performers on Mass Street, but I'd love for the bagpipe player to show up and drown out the "you're going to hell" folks. #downtownlfk
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"The Field Guide To North American Zombies" is back and just in time for field research! You can pick up a copy at the @ravenbookstore , @WonderFair , @ChopsComics , private message me here, accost me in public, or check out Keezograms on Etsy! #zine #keezograms #zombies
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No one on their deathbed has ever said "I wish I had done fewer finger guns."
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Always good to see you, @JefferyBurkhead! Next time maybe I'll MISrepresent Bert Nash by bringing my ukulele!
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Finally!
The world's first trombone rhythm game is instantly a GOTY contender. And no, I'm not kidding. Turn up the volume and hear Beethoven like you've never heard it before. trib.al/pFwvN8z
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Curious about the history of Massholes: Lawrence Trivia Comedy Quiz? No? Read the article anyway! And then come watch me and funnier folks funny up on Saturday at @Maceliscatering at 7pm! IT'S YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO DIRECTLY ELECT A MAYOR IN LAWRENCE @ComedyMayorLFK @Card_Table
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You too can meet the charismatic enigma that is Jammy at the Paper Plains Zine Fest happening @VanGo_Lawrence until 5pm! Lots of local artists and righteous zines for you to gawk at and support! #jammy4eva #localartists #zinesareneat @WonderFair
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And in absence of evidence as to who is behind the Jammy smile, I am left to conclude that it is @larryvillelife as I did not see him there today. He will probably claim to be in Arkansas, which is the almost perfect cover story.
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"It’s nearly impossible to pick the Best of Lawrence in 2042 because everything is the best. The sheer volume of the 2,457 categories has spiraled to where families now elect one child at birth to be The Nominator and spend their entire lives filling out the nomination form."
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