🎤Goodwill Comedy Club 📹Hey Dad, It's Neptune 📚Queer Summer Trilogy

Ballarat, Victoria
Joined April 2013
Hey folks! Quick update: I'm also using it/its pronouns too! So both they/them and it/its. Alternate between both or pick one set to use. I hope all my fellow Gender Traitors and Abominations Of Nature are having a good one 🤗
Hey kids, it's Neptune now, and we're using they/them pronouns full time. I hope you're eating your fruits, and drinking your waters! ✨🍏🍌🍊🍓✨
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 retweeted
This wouldn’t work in the US because Republicans would be posting on Facebook about students giving each other sex changes in 3rd period
In China some schools are incorporating Surgical skills into their curriculum to inspire interest
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I've spent years working on this and it really comes down to this: Any single tiny thing you can do to feel like you're helping build a better future is more productive than 10,000 hours of dread.
not to be barbie but how do you guys cope with the growing sense of dread that the world is legitimately going to end in our lifetimes and everything you know and love will collapse into chaos
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 retweeted
bouncing on it in a way that complies with my public liability insurance coverage and the provider’s policies.
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 retweeted
and resurrected me thank you fall out boy
Fall Out Boy released Love From The Other Side on this day 2 years ago. xitter.cf/scenevid/status/188060…
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 retweeted
when i go to the club i wanna hear these club classics
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#NewProfilePic Aaaand I'm back with Goodwill Comedy Club in 2025! The feel good comedy night with no mean-spirited crowd work, where everyone can feel welcome. First Thursday of the month - 6 Feb, 6 Mar, 2 Apr
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 retweeted
if you don't like what they did to that statue you should see what bombs do to children in gaza
BREAKING: Terror supporters in Mexico City destroyed a wax statue of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu with hammers. This is a mental illness.
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Neptune Henriksen stuns in new self-timed headshots 📸
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 retweeted
#FreeHim and #LuigiMangione trending across the app today... Anyway.. #FreeMumia, 70-year-old Black Panther member who has was lied on by police on this day 43 years ago which led to his life sentence - previously a death sentence. Free all political prisoners.
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 retweeted
how your email finds me
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 retweeted
“ When a Clown moves into the Palace, he doesn’t become a King, The Palace becomes a Circus” is a Turkish proverb which is worth heeding in the coming days.
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 retweeted
Someone who worked in all 3 branches of government is losing to a reality tv host.
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 retweeted
the snl crowd singing it back to chappell… oh i’m emotional she has made it
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 retweeted
When Right Wingers Boycott Brands
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