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Lis

@NeonHooligan

Multi-award winning nail artist & small business owner. Cleverly disguised as an adult

 United Kingdom
Joined August 2019
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"If God sends me to hell I will simply not go. What will he do? Send me to hell? I'm already not going"
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No but immediately stop what you're doing and watch this absolute fever dream, please.
Chuck Thomas 馃摵 (@chuckthomasuk) profile pictureChuck Thomas 馃摵@chuckthomasuk9h
Everyone's talking about the John Lewis advert. But it鈥檚 nothing compared to this masterpiece from Thorne Travel. Power-walking travel agents. A flash mob. Pumping house music. And unofficial Disney characters. Every time you think they鈥檝e run out of ideas, another one arrives.
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I know people love to shit on early Xmas decorators but I CAN EXPLAIN 馃憞馃徎
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1. This is my only free weekend as I have The Gardener 鈩笍 coming over next weekend, then I may or may not be in Berlin after that and then it's December, so it's fine
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2. I wanted to because it makes my house intolerably cosy and you're all miserable so shut up 馃グ
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"What's hilarious is, you're old enough to have legally babysat him!" THAT IS NOT HILARIOUS, SOLEY
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if i look like this in my 50鈥檚 you鈥檙e going to see skin all day, everyday and twice on sunday lol
Lainey馃拹 (@Laineytales) profile pictureLainey馃拹
@LaineytalesNov 6
Am I the only one who thinks that outfit is a little too much for a 51-year-old
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A story in three parts. No one else has understood how devastating it is for me that NOWHERE in my small town sells my favourite hot sauce. What a legend 馃ス馃馃徎
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The imortelle came (a day late) so I have come back to life! And Laura was here! So we both enjoyed it very much 馃グ
Lis (@NeonHooligan) profile pictureLis@NeonHooliganNov 5
Unfortunately I have expired whilst waiting. Very sad. Tweeting from beyond the veil.
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Yeah no it's fine no worries either way but I've absolutely over explained something very meaningless with 3 follow up voice notes to reiterate the casualness which have made it sound absolutely anything but causal and so now I'm going to have to set myself on fire 馃憤馃徎
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Unfortunately I have expired whilst waiting. Very sad. Tweeting from beyond the veil.
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Lis (@NeonHooligan) profile pictureLis@NeonHooliganNov 5
I mentioned I like the smell of a certain shrub. The Gardener(鈩笍) has gifted me one and I'm impatiently awaiting it's arrival. It's an hour late but still I remain by the window like one awaiting the return to her beloved from the Napoleonic wars. BRING ME MY IMORTELLE, DPD!
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I mentioned I like the smell of a certain shrub. The Gardener(鈩笍) has gifted me one and I'm impatiently awaiting it's arrival. It's an hour late but still I remain by the window like one awaiting the return to her beloved from the Napoleonic wars. BRING ME MY IMORTELLE, DPD!
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For context - I have known men* who couldn't decide whether they wanted a sandwich without entering a period of emotional withdrawal. *more then one
Lis (@NeonHooligan) profile pictureLis@NeonHooliganNov 4
God, I've got such a boner for intentional behaviour. Initiative. Consideration. Follow-through. Enthusiasm.
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Ma'am it's not even 8am
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Actually I'm pretty happy anyway, despite *gestures at everything*
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Sorry if you've already seen me bang on about this on IG but I got the best boxy hoodie from the Drop Dead vault drop and it's making me so happy, it's the best thing I currently own and so cosy. My absolute favourite thing. I cannot even tell you how lovely the lining is.
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God, I've got such a boner for intentional behaviour. Initiative. Consideration. Follow-through. Enthusiasm.
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Can I just say, absolutely all the personal growth I've done this year has been entirely against my will.
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Oh hi. Please can I get to the inpost lockers? No? Ok. I respect the will of the guardian.
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Ok so... it's been a pretty interesting weekend.
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Heaven knows, there's nothing that I wouldn't do... @kuntandthegang
Tom.C鈿斤笍馃嚞馃嚙 (@TomCom86136845) profile pictureTom.C鈿斤笍馃嚞馃嚙@TomCom86136845Oct 31
Christ 馃槵馃槀
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