@NeoIsCalling

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Joined June 2025
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12 hours worth
Visegrád 24
@visegrad24Oct 9
Trump: “The oil deal with Russia is a big deal. That is massive amounts of oil coming into our country. I want to thank President Putin, to be honest with you”
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TF IS MIKE TYSON DOING?
Clash Report
@clashreportOct 9
Q: Zelensky said you were weak because of your oil deal with Russia. Trump: Who said that? Q: Zelensky. Trump: Okay.
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Why did I watch this 10 times already The entire video
Upper Canadian Cavalier
@UCCavalierOct 8
POV: You told a rude Québécois kid who gave you grief for daring to speak English that fries are better with ketchup than as poutine, so now he's folk-dancing to defend the village's honour.
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12 hours worth of diesel by the way America consumes roughly 600,000 tons of diesel daily
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 9
Russia will supply Diesel fuel to America:
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Bookmarking for a month
Megatron
@Megatron_ronSep 28
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇨🇦 Trump on Canada: I think what's going to happen is, over the next three or four weeks, Canada is going to come to us and they're going to say, "We're going to get rid of all the tariffs." We're going to win everything. We even have Lake Ontario is now "Lake America."
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NFL
@NFLSep 27
Jameis making a guy miss 👀 @TENvsNYG on CBS/Paramount+ Stream on @NFLPlus
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Polymarket
@PolymarketSep 27
JUST IN: Mark Zuckerberg declares everyone will have a personal AI agent that “intimately understands you” within 5 years.
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DIVERSIFY?????? ELON OWNS SPACE
604RAW
@604RAWSep 26
PM Mark Carney confirms plans for Canada to diversify away from Elon Musk’s Starlink
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Saijal
@Saijalbratha72Sep 24
I still can't resist laughing, watching this on LooP again and again and I will pass out laughing 😂😂😂😂 I love the beat though, and WTF is Sam upto, just watchin him 🤣
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This is the last time xi jingping visits America before WW3 btw
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USA IS SO COOKED HURRY GOOGLE THUCYDIDES
Scott Robertson
@sarobertson_Sep 24
Xi Jinping to Trump: "The Thucydides trap can be overcome."
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Bloomberg
@businessSep 24
Meta is expanding its smart-glasses lineup with its first camera-free models, support for the new Muse assistant and a new hearing-aid mode. And the new lightweight VR headset promises to reset the category, explains @markgurman. bloom.bg/4yP0CMI
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Evan
@StockMKTNewzSep 23
Meta Platforms $META just unveiled its brand new Meta VR Glasses
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Shay Boloor
@StockSavvyShaySep 23
$META just unveiled $1,299 VR glasses weighing only 100g by moving the battery and compute into an external pack. Bigger shift is that Muse becomes the interface because Zuck says you can “just talk to it” while any flat surface can become a keyboard.
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Hit the rigs nigga
Employim
@Employim69Sep 23
This 9-5 shit is torture
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“Breaking: Jaxson Dart will start in Wildcard game vs Lions”
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Brella@PicsartPixelsSep 23
FaZe Banks in the background? 😭
WIGGA@wiggahoodSep 23
Late night in the stu
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probowlgano@probowlganoSep 23
Tore my MCL, PCL and Meniscus to show #respect for Jaxson Dart
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