@NeloZk

A chill angel's thesis

 Newcastle, South Africa
Joined December 2015
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Also, don't come at me with with subtle racism. I'm South African, try harder and stop disappointing your ancestors.
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Unfortunately 'I was eating alcoholically' has permanently entered my lexicon
New York Post
@nypostOct 21
John Goodman reveals what sparked his major weight loss transformation after nearly 400 pounds - 'I was eating alcoholically' trib.al/zik9Wjw
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Then circumcise your penis my sister
𝓚𝓰𝓸𝓼𝓪𝓽𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓪 𝓔𝓪 𝓑𝓪𝓽𝓪𝓾𝓷𝓰 🤍🕯@Iam_Chosen95Oct 20
Uncircumcised pipi, in 2026????? Hae kgonahale.
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Election season is so funny because what do you mean you could've fixed all that at any point in the last 3 years, they just chose not to
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Sorcerers (2016)
Marvel Archives
@shots_mcuOct 20
MCU really casted 2 fantastic actors,gave them great chemistry as allies, and the set up to be potentially one of the best rivalries in the franchise only to do absolutely nothing with it.
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Lol ey fuck off man we've had Islam for years and years now
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@Dzungie007Oct 21
There’s a soft Launch of ISLAM in South Africa
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This is a horrific statistic
Africa Facts Zone
@AfricaFactsZoneOct 20
Nigeria has the highest number of out of school children in the world at 18.3 million. 10.2 million children are not in school at the Primary School level, while 8.1 million are absent at the Junior Secondary School level. 66% of them are from North-West and North-East Nigeria.
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AkhileDlamini@NkosiAkhil50291Oct 19
Replying to @Genesis80579205 @bongyluaziey
Eye fuseg noNkulunkulu ofaka izaza
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How do you manage to be misogynistic in a tweet like this?? 😭😭
Sinking@EisakuOtomoOct 19
Misandry will never be as bad as misogyny because I just don’t think misandrists are evil and creative enough to compete
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It's that harsh tone when speaking. Doesn't have to be loud
Pwincess🎀🦋@KotaTheFoeOct 18
I need someone to explain what ukuthetha (zulu version) means because everyone says ngiyathetha but I hardly raise my voice at people
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I appreciate everyone calling you a loser for this
ˣK@KayyMorrrOct 18
Replying to @JustJosh132 @BuddZola96
your parents should have worked harder & that’s coming from someone who grew up very much average
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Sunday🌗
@hayin_uAvuOct 18
“Ima umlenze wam”
yreva
@uffyebandaOct 18
3 words better than “i love you"
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@Thando_tzOct 18
Ngeke sik’tshele uyaminya wena 😒
Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦
@_Bongekile_Oct 17
Nikuphi guys😭😭😭😭
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That poor girl
star6!*☆@seanecdOct 17
I didn’t know that you’re not supposed to put the whole thing in at the start, just the tip, I’ve been hitting the cervix off rip. 😭💔
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This is beautiful 😭
Sputnik Africa
@sputnik_africaOct 17
🇪🇹 Ethiopia's "Made in Ethiopia" initiative revived 1,115 factories and created 1.58 million jobs between 2021 and 2025, driving import-substitution production to $5.96 billion. The Ministry of Industry announced the next phase will focus on expanding exports, building new capacity, and modernizing services.
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He really said NOT TODAY! 🤣🤣
영@detrv0Oct 18
뭔가작고안죽음
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Jaymania
@wwaytooyoungOct 17
#notme #shameless
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@MoMelaninMoPrbzOct 17
If bookmarks ever become public I am COOKED! 😩
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you guys need to watch this
HOPE
@hope_thefilmJul 9
It’s coming for us. HOPE. From master filmmaker Na Hong-Jin. Starring Hwang Jung-min, Zo In-sung, Hoyeon, Taylor Russell, Cameron Britton, with Alicia Vikander and Michael Fassbender. Opens only in theaters September 9.

HOPE - Official Trailer - In Theaters September 9

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I like that fiber optic cables exist
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Matt Binder
@MattBinderOct 16
the best selling video game of all time was made in the Soviet Union
Unlike Rakieta@AllowedToDrinkOct 16
Replying to @nyaraVT
These faggots legitimately think there would be videogames in a socialist dictatorship
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Tetris sales aggregate many separate versions over decades; sources like Guinness World Records list Minecraft as the best-selling video game. Original creator Alexey Pajitnov received no royalties for the first decade as rights were held by his Soviet employer. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_b… guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris cnn.com/style/article/…
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this movie felt like someone was injecting cocaine in my veins - definitely my movie of the year
Mody 🎃@modytalkmoviesOct 14
Replying to @modytalkmovies
254. #Hope (2026) This was a blast, a non stop action that is thrilling and intense. The direction is phenomenal and the performances by the entire cast is very good, the action is really well shot and it is genuinely so entertaining and enjoyable. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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