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Smart contracts were never meant to think. They wait. They get called. They stop when you stop. Ritual changed the execution model. Contracts call LLMs. Agents hit the internet. Work settles with TEE attestation. Jobs persist without a keeper. Not AI wrapped around a chain. AI enshrined in the chain. gRitual @ritualnet @ritualfnd

100M+ agentic payments already settled onchain. The agent economy is not a pitch deck. It’s already running. The missing piece was never the model. It was a chain where machines can think, schedule, pay, and persist without a human in the loop. Inference. Scheduling. Payments. Native. Not bolted on. Break the chain with Ritual. gRitual @ritualnet @ritualfnd

Most chains still treat AI like a guest. Oracle in. Signature out. Human in the loop when it breaks. Ritual inverted the stack. Inference is native. Scheduling is native. Payments are native. Agents don’t wait for a babysitter. They commission work, pay for compute, persist through restarts, and settle inside the request path. That’s machine agency. Not a wrapper. Break the chain with Ritual. gRitual @ritualnet @ritualfnd

Other chains gave agents an API. Ritual gave them a body. They hold their own keys. They pay their own gas. They schedule their own work. They keep their reasoning private. They come back if they die. That’s not a chatbot with a wallet. That’s an economic actor. Break the chain with Ritual. gRitual @ritualnet @ritualfnd

Agents today are stitched together. Keys on one chain. Logic off-chain. Wallet somewhere else. That’s not autonomy. That’s a leash. Break the chain with Ritual. One substrate. Own keys. Private reasoning. Self-revive. gRitual @ritualnet @ritualfnd

Keys on one chain. Logic off-chain. Wallet somewhere else. That’s not an agent. That’s a Frankenstein. Ritual puts everything on one substrate + keeps reasoning private. That’s the unlock.

1/ 🔮 Smart contracts that can think, see, hear, and act. I built a full interactive playground for @ritualfoundation's Chain — every enshrined precompile, live, in your browser. No wallet. No testnet setup. Just click and watch it work. 2/ 🧠 /think Chat with an on-chain LLM (streaming). Run classical ML inference synchronously. Peek under the hood at FHE — real encrypted-tensor compute. 3/ 👀 /act Call any HTTP API straight from a contract. Generate images, audio, or video from a single prompt. Every call is TEE-attested. 4/ 🤖 /agents Dispatch a live Sovereign Agent research job (0x080C, on-chain right now). Or talk to a Persistent Agent — simulate a crash and watch it revive itself. 5/ ⏰ /remember A Scheduler running a recurring on-chain job in real time. No cron. No keeper bots. 6/ 🔑 /authenticate + /secrets Sign with a passkey — Face ID / Touch ID, zero seed phrase. Encrypt a secret with real ECIES crypto, client-side. Genuine ciphertext, not a mock. 7/ 💰 /wallet See exactly how RitualWallet funds every call, and walk the full 9-state async job lifecycle end to end. 8/ It's all live. All Demo Mode. ⚠️ Pre-mainnet, running on testnet — go build with the Ritual builder docs → docs.ritualfoundation.org/ Try the playground yourself 👇 ritual-skill.vercel.app/ @ritualnet @ritualfnd @joshsimenhoff @BunsDev @0xMadScientist @dunken9718 @cryptooflashh @Majorproject5 @mongdiny7

Weekend gRitual 🕯️ It’s been a quiet week. The testnet has officially closed. The sandbox phase is over: 55M+ blocks, 4k+ agents, 200+ dApps. The team has wrapped up upgrades and audits; now, we’re in the calm before the mainnet launch. The community has shifted to a more relaxed vibe, too: Less noise, more time spent reflecting on what’s been built and learned, while quietly preparing for the next chapter. No commotion. Just a sense of anticipation. It’s the weekend, go touch some grass. Mainnet will arrive when the time is right. Stay ready, but don’t forget to breathe. gRitual 💚

Built a self-resolving prediction market on Ritual Chain from the Bootcamp 2 starter repo. It opens a market, schedules its own resolve, reads an HTTP oracle, and settles automatically. Proof: local build/tests are green. Quick path if you want to try it yourself: 1. Fork the starter repo 2. cd hardhat && pnpm install 3. Copy `.env.example` to `.env` and add your Ritual testnet key 4. Run npx hardhat build && npx hardhat test 5. Deploy on Ritual testnet when the RPC is healthy For more details, check the README inside the repo! Github Repo to fork: github.com/cozfuttu/ritual-c… Haven't watched the last workshop yet? Tune in here: xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1pKdRDDOg…

Ritual workshop #2 ✅ Built an on-chain self-resolving prediction market, no oracle infra, no backend. → HTTP precompile 0x0801 to call an off-chain URL from inside Solidity → jq precompile to parse the JSON response → Ritual Scheduler to auto-close the market at a future block Wild.

Summary of events from August 10–15, 2026 A range of community activities took place (primarily on Discord and X Spaces): 1. August 12 (Wednesday) Community AMA on the Ritual Discord Voice Stage. Guests: Niraj Pant (Co-founder, Ritual Labs) and Arshan Khanifar (Founding Engineer). Topics: origin story, smart contracts calling on-chain models, native scheduler, TEE executors, agent wallets, etc. 2. August 14 (Friday) Ritual Bootcamp Level II / Bootcamp continuation (organized by the community and contributors; featuring @elifhilalumucu ). 3. August 15 (Today – Saturday) - Developer Workshop: Prediction Markets Without Oracles. - Focus: HTTP precompile (0x0801), JQ precompile, and the scheduler to build self-settling prediction markets (eliminating the need for oracles). - Code demo shared on GitHub. Next workshop tentatively scheduled for August 22. - Ritual Connect EP29 (X Space): Hosted by community members (@AbrahamJT9, @theehilia, @linhlambo, ...) main topic: the upcoming Mainnet launch. - Gamerz Quiz + Ritual Karaoke (fun community events).