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#1 official princess of Argyll & Bute. Promo Fo, Eurovision extraordinaire, and faux scientist. Best known for: not knowing who is Belen Esteban.

Glasgow/Oban/London
Joined January 2009
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I always said that if Scotland submitted an entry to Eurovision this would be it but then Kingdom Come by Anna Bergendahl came along and she was left in the dust. Xxo
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gen z is on tik tok asking millennials how we got home from a night out if we didn’t have uber lmao i don’t even remember omg
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You could only get away with making a song like this when Obama was president
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I’ve been awoken
Ngl I unironically listen to this song sm. She took it
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She knew the Natalia Kills renaissance was coming I trust.
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When I was 10/11 I got to play the town crier in my primary school play and I tell you what until you’ve lived that experience you don’t understand how it shapes you as a person. Xxo
Sound 🆙 Brenda Willison (UK) has officially been crowned with having the world's loudest shout at 105.9 dB 📢🆙
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Some folks will never understand how important being the town crier is.
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We all know the best Rihanna song is “Only Girl” but I tell you what this comes a close second.
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Panthea is dressed for the VMAs but like the VMAs 2011.
Panthea… The hair… The stiff, futuristic dress… The green contacts… What in the midlife crisis is going on here?! She looks CRAZY! 😭 #RHOLDN
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my boss whenever i tell her i have too much on my plate
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Unrelated: Jimmy’s old face?! I need the number for his surgeon.
I realise that this is nearly 20 years ago but Russell Brand and Noel Fielding joking about being a rapist is absolutely chilling. How was this ever considered "funny"?
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I got a job interview this morning in Paddington.
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Panthea is going to a different show from all these other women.
The #RHOLDN season 2 reunion looks are here!
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I legit gasped because wtf is this hair I can’t 🤣 #RHOLDN 🇬🇧
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I’m so glad people are waking up to Natalia Kills because there’s something in this aesthetic that resonates deeply within my soul.
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woke 3.0 so it's time to bring her back
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Woke 3 were forgiving natalia kills
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Keeps me up at night that he lost that national final to POISON CAKE. 🫢
New IVXN song tomorrow 🚨
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Cannae remember what year this was but I remember at the time thinking “woah she’s so cool” but mama what was THIS?! 🫢
Your brain would actually explode if you read about Aistė Pilvelytė 😭 #eurovision
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Like this is trash. Any why did she scream at the end?! You so crazy.
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