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S'aimer soi-même s'est se lancer dans une histoire d'amour qui durera toute la vie.
~ Oscar Wilde~
C'est bien fait pour toi !
Damson Idris on why he and Lori Harvey broke up:
“She has that Nigerian girl mentality in her blood. I was always the one taking care of our bills, but the one time I asked her to handle the expenses for a day, her whole attitude towards me changed. After we broke up, she started telling people she was the one funding the relationship, even though she knows that was the first time she had ever used her own money to pay for anything in the two years we were together.”
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🚨🇹🇷 Okan Buruk on Galatasaray’s 4-1 loss against Barcelona:
🗣️ “I think we played really well, but everything goes to waste when you can’t play the way you want. And that’s exactly what happened in this game. 😮💨
🗣️ We are a high-pressing team. We like to press our opponents, but you simply cannot press Barcelona when they have Pedri González in midfield. That guy is literally the most press-resistant midfielder I have ever seen. 🤯
🗣️ I told my players to press Barcelona from the start, but Pedri kept baiting them so easily, creating acres of free space and attacking lanes. It started hurting us badly. 🎯
🗣️ So I had to switch to a low block, but that doesn’t work either when your opponent has creative talents like Pedri and Lamine Yamal. 🪄
🗣️ It feels almost impossible to defeat Barcelona over 90 minutes. They will exhaust you every single time. 🔵🔴
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Vous allez voir hein , en 1ere mi-temps le discours c'était "Barcelone vous voyez que la C1 ce n'est pas la Liga nor" mais à la fin du match on va lire "Galatasaray est trop nul" 🤣🤣🤣
Je pense que là tu peux bien la fermé à ce stade.
Pourtant, les Barcelonais, je vous avais prévenus ! 😂
Vous écrasez les faibles équipes de Liga, vous prenez la confiance et vous vous voyez déjà dominer l’Europe, avec un arbitrage souvent favorable en Liga, mais dès qu’il faut affronter les grands d’Europe en Ligue des champions, le discours change. 😭
La Liga, ce n’est pas la Ligue des champions, et les arbitres ne sont pas les mêmes, en Europe.
Si un homme n'avait ne serait-ce que tenu la moitié de ses propos, il se ferait incendier sur la place publique mais c'est Ok c'est Miley.
Miley Cyrus reveals she refuses to do any foreplay with men and orders them to penetrate her immediately without lube so their ugly penises get out of her sight
"I enjoy sexuality more than I enjoy sex."
"I don't really fuck with foreplay because I'm just too busy. As everyone will tell you, even in my business, I do not like to tease things. I like to not say shit and then just fucking go for it and scare the shit out of you."
"I have a lot of shit going on. I don't really have time to sit around and flick my clit. I really want to get the fuck done and get the fuck back to editing."
"If I'm in the mood, we're good. I don't really need lube, to be honest. Stick it right in, just hurry, hurry, and make it good."
"I don't really want to look at a penis for any longer than I have to. I think that's why I want it to go inside, so it gets out of my face. I don't want it in my face, dude."
"I like dicks as an aesthetic."
"It's good if it can just get in and go away, because I don't want it eyeing me off. That's just how I truly feel."
"Everyone knows that tits are prettier than balls. Everybody knows this. Your dick is ugly, but look at this body."
Bien fait pour eux !
Nike cut Kyrie Irving in 2022 after his signature line generated nearly $375M annually.
Now, Kyrie gets a double-digit percentage cut with Anta — more than TWICE the standard rate for signature athletes — and sales are up 20% YoY.
(Via @christianpclark)
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