@Neeso7

Just trying to get it in field goal range @TableItPodcast

Joined July 2011
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The All-seeing Eye wants to: know your location
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NFL To Paint 'Allahu Akbar' In Endzone For Game In Paris buff.ly/7id3J1G

NFL To Paint 'Allahu Akbar' In Endzone For Game In Paris

PARIS — To accommodate modern French sensibilities, the NFL has announced that their first ever game to take place in Paris will include special endzone messaging by having "Allahu Akbar" painted...

babylonbee.com
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This country is so fucked.
City of Toronto 🇨🇦
@cityoftorontoOct 23
New 30 km/h area speed limit signs will be posted at neighbourhood entry and exit points. Once you enter a signed area, the 30 km/h speed limit applies throughout the local road network until you leave that area. Slower speeds help reduce the risk of serious collisions and make neighbourhood streets safer. Learn more about the change: toronto.ca/LocalSpeed
Two men walking and chatting on a sidewalk, one pushing a baby stroller near a white picket fence and brick house.

ALT Two men walking and chatting on a sidewalk, one pushing a baby stroller near a white picket fence and brick house.

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Wick
@WagsHourOct 20
My fantasy team had a players only meeting yesterday
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For those wondering, Grupe is 5’7” 156lbs.
SM Highlights
@SMHighlights1Oct 18
Rams New Kicker Blake Grupe Tried To Tackle Somebody On The Kickoff And Ended Up Injuring Himself. The Rams Just Signed This Guy After Cutting Harrison Mevis. Rough Start. 😬
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Another banger, I’m afraid
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The Forever Canada lady voting in front of me for the Alberta Referendum was surprised that the color coded and sequentially numbered ballots went in the coresponding color coded and sequentially numbered deposit box. Surprised that 4 followed 3. Her vote counts the same as mine.
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Autism Capital 🧩
@AutismCapitalOct 16
NEW: The Tesla Roadster *literally* does a flying kickflip over the entire Tesla fleet 🔥🔥🔥
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Pretty soon the Canadians are gonna need a land acknowledgement after it becomes little India
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"Mudblood" is an S tier slur, Rowling does not get enough credit for this
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Your favorite quarterback isn’t ending a CB career and hitting a celly this nasty after
Mina Kimes
@minakimesOct 13
Replying to @clarencehilljr
Jameis is starting in the league rn!
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“Raise hell. Praise Dale” is not an appropriate response when we ask you why you were speeding.
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If you’re OK living in a country that has to turn off replies to their own citizens, living under a government that actively tells you they’re going to ramp up the rate of replacing you… then you are cucked out to the degree that you’ll probably enjoy what’s coming
Canada
@CanadaOct 13
#Canada and #India share a partnership built on people, culture, and food! From family dinners to takeout nights, butter chicken has become a Canadian favourite and delicious reminder of our cultural ties. What’s your go-to CA-IN food pairing? 🇨🇦🇮🇳
Chicken tikka masala, cooked marinated chicken chunks in spiced curry sauce, served with rice and naan bread top view in a skillet.

ALT Chicken tikka masala, cooked marinated chicken chunks in spiced curry sauce, served with rice and naan bread top view in a skillet.

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Just what Canada needs…
Remarks
@remarksOct 13
JUST IN: 🇨🇦 Canadian Prime Minister Carney says he plans to increase immigration into Canada.
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Mevis, more like Beavis
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Kelly Clarkson has our gift shop employee at gun point and will not leave until we sell her our animatronic pterodactyl
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Matt@Yuncle1Oct 12
Kelly Clarkson at Target when they tell her she can’t buy one of the big red balls outside
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dolphins live stream a public execution every week and no one says shit
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If an Indigenous guy beats your wife up - he gets a reduced sentence in Canada because he's Indigenous. If he beats up his own wife - he's supposed to get a longer sentence because she's Indigenous. But he can't. Because he's Indigenous 😃 Fkin clown country
National Post
@nationalpostOct 10
Supreme Court split over sentencing when the offender and the victim are both Indigenous nationalpost.com/news/suprem…
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